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Должности на MassMeta
	Командные	Капитан⚙, Глава Персонала, Глава Службы Безопасности✎, Главный Инженер, Директор Исследований, Главный Врач⚙, Квартирмейстер
	Служба безопасности	Глава Службы Безопасности✎, Офицер СБ, Смотритель, Детектив, Заключённый
	Инженерный отдел	Главный Инженер, Инженер, Атмосферный техник
	Научный отдел	Директор Исследований, Генетик, Учёный☑, Робототехник
	Медицинский отдел	Главный Врач⚙, Врач☑, Парамедик☑, Химик, Вирусолог, Патологоанатом
	Карго	Квартирмейстер, Грузчик, Шахтёр, Битраннер
	Сервис	Глава Персонала, Уборщик, Бармен, Повар, Ботаник☑, Клоун⚙, Мим, Священник, Куратор, Ассистент, Юрист, Психолог
	Не гуманоиды	ИИ, Киборг, Позитронный мозг, Дрон, Персональный ИИ, Конструкт, Воображаемый друг, Раздвоение личности, Призрак
	Антагонисты	Предатель⚙, Сбойный ИИ, Генокрад, Ядерный оперативник, Культ крови☑, Еретик⚙, Революционер, Маг, Банды/семьи, Блоб, Абдуктор✎, Страж (голопаразит), Ксеноморф, Паук⚙, Ревенант, Морф, Кошмар, Космо-ниндзя, Демон резни, Пираты, Разумная болень, Одержимый, Сбежавшие, Охотники, Дракон, Элита Лаваленда, Разумный слайм, Король крыс, Парадоксальная копия
	Специальные	Представитель, Отряд смерти, Офицер Отряда Быстрого Реагирования, Хроно-легионер, Горец, Иан, Роли лаваленда и космоса, Интерн Центрального Коммандования
	Внимание! В данный момент идет активный перевод официальной википедии /TG/station 13 на русский язык. ⚙ - статья в процессе перевода. ✎ - статья переведена, но в процессе правки. ☑ - статья полностью готова.

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Командный состав

Профессия	Роль	Сложность
Капитан	Несите ответственность за станцию, то есть используйте свои полномочия для выполнения любой работы, которую захотите. Управляйте станцией Главами отделов и их отдельными неврозами. Обезопасьте этот чертов диск, положив его в постель. Имейте кровную месть с Главой персонала. Используйте рапиру, чтобы убивать ассистентов, терпя при этом забавных противников. Разбейте собственную витрину, чтобы получить пистолет для «МАКСИМАЛЬНОЙ ЗАЩИТЫ». Проберитесь к повару и украдите его точильный камень.	aОчень высокая
Глава персонала	Управляйте Игнорируйте внутренние проблемы. Назначайте задания, меняйте удостоверения личности, ведите записи, судите недостойных ассистентов, наводняйте станцию ​​клоунами, раздавайте серебряные удостоверения этим клоунам, будьте героем, которого станция нуждается заслуживает. Защищайте Иана ценой своей жизни, пока предатель с низкой репутацией не затолкает его в стиральную машину, пока вы не смотрите. Плачьте возле груза, потому что Квартирмейстер теперь является главой собственного отдела, умаляя вашу цель в жизни.	aСредняя
Глава службы безопасности	Убедитесь, что ваш состав офицеров не Щиткуры. Плачьте, когда оно неизбежно. Носите стильное, но защитное пальто. Постарайтесь сосредоточить усилия вашего отдела на более крупной рыбе, чем пиявки. Преследуйте одиноких предателей и умрите в одиночестве на ремонте, потому что ВЫ ЗАКОН. Наслаждайтесь тем фактом, что все вас ненавидят. Разгневайтесь на кодеров за то, что они больше не позволяют вам уместить весь арсенал в штаны. Имейте кровную месть с Варденом.	aОчень высокая
Главный инженер	Приобретите новейшее инженерное оборудование, не делайте с ним ничего продуктивного. Яростно защищайте оборудование вашего отдела от орд воров и крыс. Будьте проигнорированы своими подчиненными. Увеличивайте мощность двигателя до тех пор, пока наэлектризованные двери не нарушат Женевскую конвенцию. Потратьте запасы сырья станции на постройку гигантского пластитанового петуха в отбытие. Начните плакать, когда вас просят восстановить Телекоммуникации.	bВысокая
Директор исследований	Контролируйте сумасшедших людей вашего отдела. Уничтожайте киборгов с помощью своего волшебного компьютера за то, что они не уважают вас. Используйте Ламарр'а в качестве маски для дыхания. Попробуйте одновременно выполнять четыре работы. Возьмите под свой контроль ИИ и управляйте станцией. Пролейте слезы, когда вспомните, что когда-то можно было печатать оружие. Смейтесь, когда охрана просит вас сделать им технологические патроны для дробовика.	bВысокая
Главный врач	Осторожно Громко напомните всем включить датчики костюмов. Жалуйтесь, когда вас никто не слушает, а затем смейтесь, когда они умирают в одиночестве и страхе. Помогите вирусологу распространить эпидемию. Наполните свой гипоспрей Хлоралгидратом сильными наркотиками. Кормите мышей Рантайму после обслуживания. Выгоняйте Клоуна каждые пять минут. Делайте все, потому что никто больше не знает, как работают раны.	Высокая
Квартирмейстер	Контролируйте Карго, заказывайте оборудование за кредиты и следите за тем, чтобы ваш грузчик выполнял свою работу. Скажите шахтерам, чтобы они не умирали, потеряйте со всеми радиосвязь через десять минут. Продавайте все ценное, что попадется вам в руки, и выставляйте напоказ свое богатство другим отделам. Закажите кучу оружия и попытайтесь покинуть станцию ​​во славу Каргонии в седьмой раз за неделю, а затем притворитесь удивленным, когда охрана совершает обыск в грузовом отсеке, чтобы конфисковать оружие. Украдите как можно больше денег и засуньте их в свой B.E.P.I.S. Танцуйте на мостике, потому что «ТЫ СЕЙЧАС» НА САМОМ ДЕЛЕ «ГЛАВА ОТДЕЛА». Будьте горды сбитым с толку Глава персонала, который все еще думает, что Карго принадлежит ему.	dСредняя

Служба Безопасности

Профессия	Роль	Сложность
Глава Службы Безопасности	Убедитесь, что ваш состав офицеров не Щиткуры. Плачьте, когда оно неизбежно. Носите стильное, но защитное пальто. Постарайтесь сосредоточить усилия вашего отдела на более крупной рыбе, чем пиявки. Преследуйте одиноких предателей и умрите в одиночестве на ремонте, потому что ВЫ ЗАКОН. Наслаждайтесь тем фактом, что все вас ненавидят. Разгневайтесь на кодеров за то, что они больше не позволяют вам уместить весь арсенал в штаны. Имейте кровную месть с Варденом.	aОчень высокая
Смотритель	Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Be beaten and demoted for leaving your office to get a snack. Never Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Make sure nobody but you loots the armory. Set brig timers because the Head of Security refuses to. Replace the air in an assistants body with the fear of security. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.	bВысокая
Офицер СБ	Deal with the various dirty fucking criminals running amok on the station. Taser Disabler people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever. Arrest someone for a legitimate cause and get called shitcurity.	cВысокая
Детектив	Smoke two cigarettes and require medical attention. Shoot the assistants with your cowboy gun. Use your cowboy gun to become a serial killer without getting arrested because everyone knows you cannot be an antag. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Beg security officers for a baton. "Deconstruct" Beepsky for a baton. Harmbaton innocent bystanders. Litter the halls with photos. Maybe actually solve a crime someday.	dСредняя
Заключённый	Lock yourselves up in perma by somehow building walls. Have security barge in 20 minutes later. Throw a ghetto party. Have the AI let you out when there's no security presence. Be eaten by space dragons. Roleplay with the Lawyer until you forge a deep, personal relationship. Don't invite the Warden to the wedding.	dМаленькая

Инженерный Отдел

Профессия	Роль	Сложность
Главный Инженер	Приобретите новейшее инженерное оборудование, не делайте с ним ничего продуктивного. Яростно защищайте оборудование вашего отдела от орд воров и крыс. Будьте проигнорированы своими подчиненными. Увеличивайте мощность двигателя до тех пор, пока наэлектризованные двери не нарушат Женевскую конвенцию. Потратьте запасы сырья станции на постройку гигантского пластитанового петуха в отбытие. Начните плакать, когда вас просят восстановить Телекоммуникации.	bВысокая
Инженер	Set up the engine and repair any damage to hull and equipment; if nothing is broken, wait a few minutes. Get shot by emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people. Try to light weed on the Supermatter and get vaporized. Frequently remind crew that replacing lightbulbs is the Janitor's job.	cСредняя
Атмосферный техник	Be a ghetto fireman. Make sure everybody is breathing by listening to complaints about how useless you are; if they can talk, everything's within tolerance. Build pipe slides deathtraps. Forget to repair damaged piping. Commit arson. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. Have your axe stolen, break into the bridge for theirs. Get lynched once silicons release plasma into the halls. Perform complicated gas reactions and fusion in the incinerator, then use them to instantly make the station uninhabitable. Try to understand the HFR and fail.	cСредняя

Отдел исследований

Профессия	Роль	Сложность
Директор Исследований	Контролируйте сумасшедших людей вашего отдела. Уничтожайте киборгов с помощью своего волшебного компьютера за то, что они не уважают вас. Используйте Ламарр'а в качестве маски для дыхания. Попробуйте одновременно выполнять четыре работы. Возьмите под свой контроль ИИ и управляйте станцией. Пролейте слезы, когда вспомните, что когда-то можно было печатать оружие. Смейтесь, когда охрана просит вас сделать им технологические патроны для дробовика.	bВысокая
Генетик	Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. Fry your genes with radiation until you melt down into a literal slug. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey injector and get impaled by the cook. Have people line up for superpowers like it's a candy store. Infuse people with rat genes so they can live out their maintenance fantasies. Turn people into gorillas. Give the gorillas skateboards.	cСредняя
Учёный	Get tossed in disposal by the Research Director. Accidentally blow up Ordinance. "Accidentally" blow up Ordinance. Spend 55 minutes breeding slimes for busted equipment then die to one hardstun. Mass produce horrific clown creatures that would make God reach for the whiskey. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a hole in reality, be disappointed when it only serves as a mild nuisance. Kill yourself when someone destroys the ore silo.	cСредняя
Робототехник	Build big stompy mechs. Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery. Be awesome and cut your own arm off to replace it with a Robo Arm freaking chainsaw. Mass produce medibots and watch them all get hacked by traitors and revenants. Have all your flashes stolen by assistants.	dМаленькая

Медицинский отдел

Профессия	Роль	Сложность
Главный Врач	Осторожно Громко напомните всем включить датчики костюмов. Жалуйтесь, когда вас никто не слушает, а затем смейтесь, когда они умирают в одиночестве и страхе. Помогите вирусологу распространить эпидемию. Наполните свой гипоспрей Хлоралгидратом сильными наркотиками. Кормите мышей Рантайму после обслуживания. Выгоняйте Клоуна каждые пять минут. Делайте все, потому что никто больше не знает, как работают раны.	Высокая
Врач	Heal people. Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people. Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems. Do none of the above. Instead, nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate, inject people with chloral hydrate, and drag them to the dungeon surgery to give them a sex change lobotomy. Replace all the chemicals in the Cryo tubes with spray tan and fluorosulfuric acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals. Cry because the Clown has a broken bone and you don't understand how to fix it. Steal all your patients' money.	bСредняя
Парамедик	Attempt to rescue people from dangerous situations. Get mugged and/or killed by any of the 20 antagonists lurking in maintenance. "Accidentally" kill your patients with calomel and steal their gear. Replace the actual doctors when they don't know which end of the syringe goes in the body. Take full advantage of your departmental access for phat loot. Spend ten minutes playing inventory tetris with your belt and roller bed.	dМаленькая
Химик	Become a god of narcotics and stimulants. Set off your end of round "fun grenade" too early, killing everybody on the shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the CMO after someone dies from your "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough meth and mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo, while refusing to give the botanists anything. Scream for security when people break into your lab because you've done nothing but make narcotics all shift. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy. Take advantage of chem factories to build public thermite and lube dispensers. Occasionally produce a medicine.	bСредняя
Вирусолог	Be hated by everybody regardless of what you've done. Try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic. Get killed because the Clown released Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever in your dungeon. Test diseases on people. Realize that you're getting lynched because one of your test subjects was let out by you Broke the fuck out of virology by greytiding and ai help mysteriously vanished and reappeared in a highly populated area. Get lynched when a bunch of other assholes release Fungal Tuberculosis. Despair when the P.A.N.D.E.M.I.C. machine breaks and prevents you from creating vaccines. Have blood feuds with Scientists and Roboticists over Uranium sheets.	cСредняя
Патологоанатом	Perform autopsies on the dead people to determine the reasons for their death. Have the entire crew lynch you after five minutes because you didn't do an autopsy and ground the techweb to a halt. Update Medical Records, and hope that somebody besides Detective will use those. Work with the Detective to solve crimes get drunk together. Die trying to stop the cook from stealing bodies for hamburgers. Don't notice the executed Traitor's body getting stolen from your office. Scream at the top of your lungs when one of the bodies stands up and starts slicing you with an arm blade.	Маленькая

Снабжение

Профессия	Роль	Сложность
Квартирмейстер	Контролируйте Карго, заказывайте оборудование за кредиты и следите за тем, чтобы ваш грузчик выполнял свою работу. Скажите шахтерам, чтобы они не умирали, потеряйте со всеми радиосвязь через десять минут. Продавайте все ценное, что попадется вам в руки, и выставляйте напоказ свое богатство другим отделам. Закажите кучу оружия и попытайтесь покинуть станцию ​​во славу Каргонии в седьмой раз за неделю, а затем притворитесь удивленным, когда охрана совершает обыск в грузовом отсеке, чтобы конфисковать оружие. Украдите как можно больше денег и засуньте их в свой B.E.P.I.S. Танцуйте на мостике, потому что «ТЫ СЕЙЧАС» НА САМОМ ДЕЛЕ «ГЛАВА ОТДЕЛА». Будьте горды сбитым с толку Глава персонала, который все еще думает, что Карго принадлежит ему.	cСредняя
Грузчик	Push dem crates and ensure a smooth operation as dictated by the QM. Spend the cargo budget on insulated gloves and toys guns and drugs. Ride the mail tubes to places you shouldn't be. Ride around the station on the MULEs and laugh at roadkilled assistants. Defend cargo from outside invasion after provoking one. Refuse to ship away bounties; search maintentance for trash with single digit export values to gift to the QM like some kind of weird humanoid cat instead. Promote cargo shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear.	dМаленькая
Шахтёр	Mine rocks. Try to mine the local wildlife. Be yelled at by every other department to get materials. Vandalize the science departament when Mining Technology doesn't get researched fast enough for you. Explore Lavaland for phat loot. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is launched before you can get every tendril chest. Collapse in general when goliaths robust you. Get chewed by gum. Cause more damage than all the actual antagonists in the round combined by failing to kill a boosted tumor monster. Fall into a chasm and die.	bСредняя
Битраннер	Use netpods to connect to virtual domains. Solve various puzzles of combat and intellect to generate materials. Get beat up by the martial artist abilties of cyber police. Accrue enough NexaPoints to buy your own abilities and beat up the cyber police.	bСредняя

Сервис

Проффесия	Роль	Сложность
Глава Персонала	Управляйте Игнорируйте внутренние проблемы. Назначайте задания, меняйте удостоверения личности, ведите записи, судите недостойных ассистентов, наводняйте станцию ​​клоунами, раздавайте серебряные удостоверения этим клоунам, будьте героем, которого станция нуждается заслуживает. Защищайте Иана ценой своей жизни, пока предатель с низкой репутацией не затолкает его в стиральную машину, пока вы не смотрите. Плачьте возле груза, потому что Квартирмейстер теперь является главой собственного отдела, умаляя вашу цель в жизни.	aСредняя
Уборщик	Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly. Leave bear traps in public hallways. Rejoice when slaughter demons appear, only to be killed by the accompanying wizard. Discover the joys of water vapor.	dМаленькая
Бармен	Mix cocktails. Protect Pun Pun at all cost Toss the monkey's bloodied corpse into disposals. Dodge glasses being thrown at you. Have your shotgun stolen after loading it with live ammo from RnD. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails". Pretend you didn't see the chef put that guy in the gibber. Spend an hour making a lovely array of drinks, have them all be smashed by a bored assistant, then torture him until he begs for death.	dМаленькая
Повар	"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!). Deep fry stolen traitor gear. Abduct Pun Pun at all costs, delimb and disembowel him, and turn him into soup. Find out if it will blend. Deep fry the armory. Be brutally murdered by your pet goat. Unleash your CQC on anybody who dares enter your domain. Deep fry the Captain's spare ID. Complain about the botanists growing inedible super-weed. Deep fry the AI.	dМаленькая
Ботаник	Grow the good stuff grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security cares fuck all about. Get ignored by a dude making crayon powder grenades while you're asking for crucial supplies. Grow medicinal crops to heal the acid burns sustained during a chem lab robbery equipment redistribution. Smoke weed dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Make acid-filled tomatos and melt everyone's stuff. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse. Get lynched for releasing your bees full of dangerous chemicals. Find unimaginably rare and dangerous chemicals in your strange seeds, then die to a random traitor before they grow.	cСредняя
Ассистент	Roleplay as a hobo. Break into every other department like a kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Spawn with a grey jumpsuit and become the chosen one. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Channel your exhaustion of playing actual jobs into finding and abusing janky bugs. Never assist anyone.	fНикакая
Клоун	Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!	eХОНК!
Мим	*wave	e...
Священник	Get people drunk on holy water. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies. Get lost in maintenance during a cult. Be beaten to death by security for your null rod SORD... so they can validhunt the wizard. Turn everyone into androids or makeshift candles.	dМаленькая
Куратор	Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. Find treasure for your exhibit in the depths of space. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica graffiti. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the disablers and batons are in space. Get deathsquadded for doing so.	dМаленькая
Юрист	Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Send PDA messages to everybody advertising your services in the hopes of human contact. Attempt to obstruct every arrest. Have the murderous changelings released on a technicality while convincing the Captain to permabrig the clown. Get your ribs kicked in for taking a stun baton. Eventually be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.	dМаленькая
Психолог	Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths. Give up on that and chillax in your office. Sample all of your "happy pills". Break into Chemistry and make your own. Convince Security you have a license for cyanide tablets. Somehow be a more productive medical professional than the actual doctors. Commit ritualistic suicide with the moth plushie.	dМаленькая

Не гуманоиды

Существо	Роль	Сложность
ИИ	Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the captain robust the clown. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at. Make everybody regret changing your laws by abusing loopholes to kill them. Talk exclusively in vox.	aОчень высокая
Киборг	Follow your laws. Hope that you aren't blown up due to certain individuals pressing their funny button. Forget to recharge. Forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws, only for the AI to ignore your opinions. Have no idea how to plasmaflood when you're inevitably subverted to do so.	bВысокая
Дрон	Fix the holes in whatever derelict station you spawned on. Be lonely. Somehow get to the station, be worn as a hat against your will and get bwoinked for leaving the derelict.	bМаленькая
Персональный ИИ	Be the friend someone has always wanted if they bother downloading you. Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill in any of the fields except the name field. Imitate the AI and make it seem rogue. Imitate the Supermatter and make everyone shit their pants. Turn into a cat and serenade Runtime. Scare the AI by hacking into a public door.	dМаленькая
Конструкт	Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. Laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell. Ask to be a Juggernaut and get spaced Wraith instead.	cЛёгкая/Средняя
Воображаемый друг	Yell at your host VERY loudly. Pray for divine vocal cords. Dispense bad advice. Constantly nag your host to not believe the lies of !!BIG PHARMA!!. Make erotic emote gestures at whoever is beating your host to death.	cМаленькая
Раздвоение личности	Q: What are you planning to do? A: Well, big boy, it's a toss-up between running into that shocked grille currently venting into space over there, and that emagged recycler over here. What do ya think?	cот Маленькая до Очень Высокая
Призрак	Talk to the other dead people. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost Orbit around the singulo whoever has the highest bodycount. Watch ERP. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. Follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile. Be upset enough about said antag literally everything to rival industrial salt mining. Be made visible by Wizards and rat out other antags innocent assistants.	fБу-у-у!

Антагонисты

Раундстарт антагонисты

Раундстарт антагонисты обычно являются основными антагонистами одного раунда и составляют основу хода раунда.

Антагонист	Роль	Сложная
Предатель	Try to buy an ebow and esword, cry because you have to do the chores first. Ignore your main objectives and stuff all the station's pets into the washiing machines so you can go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get a discount on high-level gear and depopulate the station. Run a game show with your traitor gear as a prize. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant.	cСредняя
Сбойный ИИ	"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emagged five minutes into the shift. Have said borg out you as being malf because they're all bloodthirsty. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with plasma the screams of the clown being beat to death by security over the intercom. Laugh when the crew uploads gimmick laws, then follow them to the extreme. Blame everyone except yourself for every problem you cause. Get unceremoniously carded and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant with an EVA suit.	cОчень Высокая
Генокрад	Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you. Turn the entire station into a genetically identical swarm of pink-haired catgirls. Poop out bloody spider eggs and be killed by them when they hatch. Form a deep love-hate relationship with the crematorium. Get unceremoniously cuffed by a toolbox-wielding assistant and thrown in front of an oncoming shuttle.	bВысокая
Ядерный оперативник	Someone set us up the bomb! It was you. Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Forget to take the disk out of the nuke. Forget to anchor the nuke. Forget to bring the nuke. Have your ship stolen by a single cyborg. Kidnap Ian only for a stationside traitor to kill you because he needs the reputation. Declare war with a hilarious message you've been brainstorming for weeks only to be effortlessly dunked on because the crew had 20 minutes to powergame in advance.	aОчень высокая
Культист	Scribble runes with your own blood. Rock out with your cock cult blade out and get arrested. Shoulder the burden of being the only person who knows how to be a cultist. Watch the Chaplain space himself out of boredom five minutes in. Have your sacrifice target be gibbed and agonize because not even the admins know how to fix that shit. Piss on Ratvar's grave. Accidentally use an apocalypse rune in the only good summon location. Begin the final summoning of of your eldritch god, then get unceremoniously obliterated by a toolbox-wielding assistant with a chemical grenade.	cСредняя
Революционер	Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots. Commit terrorism against the brig. Convert the single robust person on the server as a win condition. Try to flash someone with eye protection and be beaten to death. Have the revolution succeed or fail before anyone even notices it because the Heads are having a lavaland jamboree. End the round just as it was getting good and guzzle the OOC salt.	aОт Маленькая до Высокая
Маг	FORTI GY AMA!! Make everybody hate you for monopolizing the round. Agonize over not being able to take every good spell. EI NATH!! Transform the entire crew into various animals, give them cursed dufflebags, or fill the halls with bees. ONI SOMA!! Die to a clown with a null rod.	aОчень Высокая
Еретик	Scribble millions of runes in maintenance. Drain an influence in front of security and hope they don't connect the dots. Despair when your sacrifice targets are all better players than you. Forget you aren't wearing your focus as you try to kill a head of staff. Diss Nar'Sie while summoning your worm god. Summon monsters made out of legs because you have no other friends. Make millions of glass shivs. Fill your backpack with your eldritch knife of choice just to land on top of Armsky on your first teleport.	aОчень высокая

Мидраундовые антагонисты

Боковые антагонисты — это вторичные антагонисты, которые либо подчиняются другим, раундстартовым, антагонистам, либо имеют небольшой шанс появиться в ходе любого типа раунда. Мидраундовые антагонисты, как правило, немного менее сильны, чем раундстартовые коллеги.

Антагонист	Роль	Сложность
Блоб	Beware of The Blob, it creeps and leaps and glides and slides, across the floor, right through the door, except you don't do any of that. Make the crew scream internally when you appear at the tail end of a mass station bombing and block the shuttle from leaving. Slowly consume the station, until you either eat everything or get killed by the current round's antagonist. Spend 25 minutes in a deadlock because neither you nor the crew know what you're doing, until the roboticists finish building their mechs and curbstomp your gooey ass. Change colors every five minutes.	bВысокая
Абдуктор	Kidnap people and experiment on them. Thoughtfully ponder what the funniest alien organ to implant into the Captain is. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Lose your abductor baton and resort to petty theft of the armory. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent (they are). Mind control everybody to lynch the captain. Communicate entirely in emotes.	bВысокая
Голопаразит	Do what your summoner tells you to do, usually in the form of punching things. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Give yourself a truly rancid name and never stop talking in your master's brain. Be a punchghost. Get your owner killed by eating a full shotgun shell to the face while they're face down in a pile of stun batons.	bORA ORA ORA
Ксеноморф	Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien wing-wang. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and abandon your race's survival in favor of acting out the Curator's favorite porno. Become the queen and immediately regret being a slow, fat fuck. Babysit the assistants as they gestate for nine months. Get unceremoniously killed by a welder-wielding assistant dragging a plasma canister.	bВысокая
Пауки	Pick one of several fashionable spider variants, all of which die to an open window. Drag corpses into the nest so whoever is playing the broodmother can take a break from shitting eggs for 20 minutes straight and shit a purple egg instead. Waste all the purple eggs on vipers, go extinct. Respawn endlessly until the crew bombs themselves out of desperation. Complain in deadchat about not being able to ventcrawl anymore.	bМаленькая/Средняя
Ревенант	Shock lights. Transmit WGW right into the Curator until he goes mad. Hack every bot on the station. Materialize long enough to tell the crew what deadchat is saying about them. Walk into holy water and die. Grief Medbay. Convince the Clown to build a giant pile of sharp objects, then sprinkle your special juice on them and watch him become a pincushion. Trade for the role until admins gods get fed up and drone strike you.	bМаленькая
Кошмар	Jaunt. Murder people and crush the flare exploit! Jaunt. Make the lights your bitch! Jaunt. Jaunt into light! Jaunt. Be validhunted by everybody on the station for your organs! Jaunt. Jaunt into stunbaton! Complain in deadchat.	bВысокая
Космический нинзя	Make the AI spend five minutes fixing the security records. Touch the cyborgs inappropriately. Summon an even worse side antagonist. Roleplay as an edgelord, then dash into the turbine gas chamber. Break open every blue and red door on the station. Commit terrorism, but only in the janitorial closet. Be beaten to death by a mob of angry scientists for getting your dorito-covered gloves on their research computer.	bВысокая
Демон резни	Hunt down and kill the wizard who summoned you. Eat bodies out of the Morgue for health. Drag bleeding monkeys through the hall. Make the janitor happy by making him become the most important job for a while. Be unable to bloodcrawl due to all the blood being cleaned up. Eat the janitor. RIP AND TEAR!	bСредняя
Пират	Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood so they can re-roll for antag. Park your ship outside security. Have a single cyborg enter your ship and build walls. Turn on your booty detector, have the entire crew come for your booty. Wave around your cool scimitars.	bВысокая
Умная болезнь	Try to infect people. Snowball off of one lucky transmission into an unstoppable deathplague, or be trapped in a mask-wearing felinid for twenty minutes until you're sighted and cured immediately, with absolutely no in between. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow funny beards. If they complain, turn them into flaming, rotting, blind, deaf, rapidly mutating corpses with funny beards. Name yourself after either a popular media franchise, a bodily function, a shitpost, or COVID-19.	bВысокая
Помешаный	Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's already a miserable bastard in this shithole. Come up for excuses to stalk the clown. Contract deadly diseases from hugging people. Lie in bed in dorms and think about your catgirl co-worker until you kill yourself from depression.	bВысокая
Беглецы	Lead the Hunters on a chase around the station. Total the clown into the Supermatter while doing so. Hope you spawn as Waldo, then hope nobody kills you for being Waldo.	bСредняя
Охотники	Wave your weapons wildly around. Shoot the Fugitives for resisting. While you're at it, shoot the entire crew for resisting.	bВысокая
Космический дракон	Burninate the assistants peasantry. Place your rift in Engineering, then abandon it. Fill the station with carp corpses. Have the shuttle called, arrive and depart long before you could possibly come close to succeeding. Name yourself after your own scalie fursona. Get unceremoniously killed by an assistant wielding an improvised shotgun.	bСредняя
Элитные мобы	Kill the fools who awakened you. Be killed by a powergaming miner with top level megafauna loot who built an arena specifically to kill you better. Trash the mining base! Surf on lava. Illegally resettle on the station. Communicate entirely in *flips and *spins.	bСредняя
Разумный слайм	Die to anybody with a fire extinguisher. Die to a hull breach. Kill yourself because you spawned in a sealed supermatter chamber. If you survive, break into genetics or virology to eat monkeys for 5 minutes, then effortlessly kill a single murderboner with your six hour long hardstun.	bОчень высокая
Королевская крыса	Sit atop a pile of treasures! Summon an army of rats to do your bidding, hoard massive amounts of cheese, nibble upon wires (and piss off Engineering in the process), spread pestilence, and incorporate the puny humans into your biomass. Get captured, and watch the crew become extravagantly wealthy off of shipping your bodily fumes to Centcom.	bМаленькая
Парадоксальный клон	Appear in this reality due to a freak bluespace-time anomaly. Decide the logical first course of action is to KILL this reality's version of you. Run straight into the room with your alternate self, kill them, then scream about how they were the clone. Be the alternate timeline version of the Captain and give the Clown your alternate timeline ID. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!	bВысокая

Частично-удалённые антагонисты

Антагонисты по какой либо причине удаленные из стандартной ротации, они все еще присутствуют в игре но могут появится только благодаря спавну админов.

Антагонист	Причина удаления	Роль	Сложность
Морф	The only way for morphs to appear normally was through someone injecting themselves with the syringe found in the Gluttony Ruin found on Lavaland. The ruin was removed, and as such the syringe is no longer accessible to normal players.	Eat pens for amusement. Eat the entire armory. Eat the ore silo. Disguise yourself as Beepsky and uphold the law. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot. Crash the server by dying on the shuttle and filling it with the thousands of useless items you ate.	aВысокая

Удалённые антагонисты

Антагонисты по какой либо причине удаленные из игры, возможно когда нибудь их вернут с переработкой механик или подобным, но это очень маловероятно...

Антагонист	Причина удаления	Роль	Сложная
Рейдж маги	Not quite an antagonist and more of a gamemode variation on wizard. Spawning up to three or four Wizards simply proved to be too much for the station. One Wizard is destructive enough. Of course, nothing says the admins can't spawn four wizards in a row whenever they want.	Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other.	aСредняя
Гангстер	A highly controversial and playerbase dividing game mode, the game mode saw dozens of revisions by coders yet it remained essentially either a Revolution round but with round start access to firearms, or a team deathmatch game mode that destroyed any sense of roleplay or immersion.	Vandalize the station and get into fights with rivals. Litter the halls with bullet casings. Get ignored by your own gang. Just don't forget: Snitches Get Stitches.	aОт Маленькой до Высокой
Рука бога	Oh, poor HoG! Shoved out the door buggy, unbalanced, and extremely hard to learn as it combines three gamemodes (hello, gang) into one. Nobody wanted to fix HoG after it's release because of old derelict code that would break even more when poked. While some say it's fun while it's not broken, has that ever been the status quo?	Turn someone into !popehat! while they're talking to security. Instakill people with god powers! Build across the station converting people with your !popehat! gang, and get killed instantly by a rod smashing into your nexus. Break the game, over and over and over and get removed.	aВысокая
гейдес, отец греха	Poor guy was implemented into the game as summonable through an item accessible only to wizards. Almost never encountered, when the Dark Seed went away, away went the Pope of Sin with it.	Be a general annoyance to the crew. Be a very annoying (need I say it again with time freezing to a halt every minute or so) non-sentient antagonist. Play Russian roulette with the crew manifest.	Зависит от ИИ
Шадоулинг	Shadowling suffered from issues of it being yet another crew conversion game mode, and was generally unfun to fight against and had a anti-climatic ending. This mode has recently been reworked into the Nightmare side antagonist.	Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station into thralls. Cry when a cyborg turns on its headlamp. Shadow Walk into space and die ten minutes into the round.	bВысокая
Борер	The Cortical Borer suffered from the same problems as the Monkey Mode, being very buggy and one sided at times. Fun for both sides was questionable. No current plans to reimplememt.	Crawl in the corroded brain of the clown. Inject meth. Assume direct control. Induce crippling drugs in the clown. Inject meth. Cry when the host eats sugar. Inject meth. Overdose!	aОчень высокая
Культист бога механизмов	Poor thing went through more iterations than any other antagonist. In the beginning, it was a blood cult imitator with turrets which was based around converting silicons. By the end, it was a bunch of kidnapping clock golems. Most rounds, it ended in a steamroll either for the cult, or for the crew. In the former case, the cultists would just sit around twiddling their thumbs for 10 minutes, in the latter case, security would bust through and end the cult in 1 minute. Throughout its existence, it was riddled with bugs and other exploits. Examples include: The Eminence teleporting maxcaps into the brig The crew purposely blowing up the SM to deny power to the cult Stargazer spam around the AI sat Cogscarab brass replication exploits On 4/2/2018, Clockwork Cult was removed from the normal rotation of game modes, with the code for it being taken out a year later. While most of the assets were removed, some remain in the code, and many relics of the Cult can either be replicated with bronze sheets or found throughout the game.	Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make everyone absolutely nobody a few people at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist.	От средней до маленькой
Мятежник синдиката	Overthrow ended up being a damn confusing gamemode. Examples include how unclear it was if the other agent teams were working with or against you, or how the points system worked, not to mention the poor wording of the Overthrown AI lawset. Numerous bugs surfaced that didn't all get fixed, and the gamemode ended up being recognized as one of the least-liked gamemodes after a vote was taken. Soon after said vote, the gamemode was removed from the gamemode rotation, and later on 7/22/2019 was removed entirely.	Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup (or don't and just fight each other, fuck those guys). Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful Gang Syndicate team. Ask yourself what the fuck you're supposed to do.	aВысокая
Глава разума улья	Assimilation was a conversion stealth antag that ended up being extremely hard to counter and was generally unfun to play against. After a community poll many wished to see the gamemode reworked, which was unlikely to happen since the creator and main active maintainer of the gamemode had stopped working on it. The gamemode and it's related code was removed 7/26/2019.	Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do the dirty work for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift.	aВысокая
Дьявол	Somewhat of a flawed mode, turns out that asking to buy a guy's soul usually makes them want to robust you, because "valid." Usually involved the devil blowing up some crew members and then offering them contracts to be revived. But, despite this, the Gods would occasionally use devils as a interesting midround antagonist with it's final accession ability disabled. Unfortunately, devil code was old and buggy, and it was decided that it would best be removed on 9/22/2020.	Engage in civil discussions to buy souls. Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul. Try to out wit the lawyer. Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk.	bСредняя
Обезьяна	Original game mode was buggy and usually a steam roll, newer versions were one sided against the monkeys. However, Jungle Fever may make a return someday.	Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.	bОчень высокая
Свармер	Not terribly fun. While swarmers couldn't directly harm anyone, their whole existence had them running around and griefing the station by dismantling entire areas, and any resistance they met ended in the aggressor being warped away to some far off place cuffed. Playing as a swarmer usually just boiled down to clicking on stacks of iron. The yellow drones also had the tendency to perma stunlock people with no chance of escape.	Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport other swarmers your enemies away from your metal. Build an army of lemon drones. Leave them to permanently stunlock the clown.	Средняя
Семьи	The latest revision was supposed to support a higher level of roleplay compared to the older versions of Families (no more space cops, no hard win/lose objectives, more thematic family types, portable cellphones for family communication). Ironically reverted back to a team deathmatch game mode that destroyed any sense of roleplay or immersion most rounds, even on the roleplay servers. Were the players, administration, or coders to blame? Who knows.	Roll with a crew of fellow Saints. Tag turf for Grove Street. Declare that Tunnel Snakes rule! Get beat up by the cops. Tell the Phantom Thieves to play a real shin megoomi tenseh game. Complain in deadchat that Families is bad when you recruited literally nobody the entire round for your Family.	aОт Маленькой до Высокой
Вор	Introduced as a miscreant level antagonist that wasn't technically a full antagonist, meaning the most they could do is pursue their objective of stealing, hoarding items, etc. This isn't really a problem in itself, but it stagnated creativity on how the average thief played. Additionally, on the regular servers it was confusing for players as while all other antagonists could do whatever they wanted as per the rules, thieves could not. On the roleplay servers, players were overly cautious and would simply complete their objectives without actually committing much crime at all.	Steal important items. Steal unimportant items. Hoard items. Steal pets. Steal organs. Steal people. Steal entire rooms. You're a dirty thief; you just can't get enough!	aМаленькая

Специальные роли

Профессия	Роль	Сложность
Лаваленд/Космо-роли	Умрите в пепельных бурях. Умрите от суровой природы. Умрите от астероида. Умрите в лаве. Умрите, когда ударная группа службы безопасности телепортируется на вашу базу. Умрите от шахтёра. Умрите от скуки и совершите самоубийство. Умрите от случайных ассистентов, которые возомнили себя шахтёрами. Умрите, чтоб зайти на другие гост-роли. Умри в общем. Если вы выживете, совершите паломничество на станцию, чтобы испытать расизм и умереть.	bВысокая
Офицер ЦентКом	Будьте очень важным. Вмешивайтесь в дела станции. Раздражайте капитана бюрократией. Будьте убиты почти сразу же случайным мобом. Пусть ваше тело разграбят все, включая капитана. Будьте убитым по подозрению в том, что он плохо замаскированный ядерный сотрудник. Посмотрите, как ОБР/Отряд Смерти мстит за вас из могилы. Прикажите Интерна чистить туалет вилкой.	bСредняя
Иан	Проведите осмотр задницы. Ешьте пончики. Будьте убиты, а затем вымыты в стиральной машине, не забудьте посмотреть как из ваших потрохов делают статую клоуна. Устройте бунт, когда ассистент ворвется в офис ГП, чтобы украсть вас. Носите забавные шляпы.	aНевозможная
Хроно-легионер	Сотрите Клоуна из времени. Случайно сотрите свою цель из времени. Сотрите Адольфа Гитлера в 50-й раз на этой неделе. Будьте устаревшим из-за validhunters. Интересно, помнят ли администраторы о вашем существовании?	bА это когда-то существовало?
Горец	МОЖЕТ ОСТАТЬСЯ ТОЛЬКО ОДИН	bСредняя
Офицер Отряда Быстрого Реагирования	Прибудьте на станцию ​​слишком поздно, чтобы реально помочь. Потеряйте остальную часть своей команды, останьтесь в меньшинстве и умрите. Будьте убиты одним предателем двойным энергетическим мечом. Возродитесь в качестве второй команды реагирования, чтобы спасти первую команду.	bОчень высокая
Офицер Отряда Смерти	Попросите администраторов создать отряд смерти, появитесь на ЦК, убейте администратора, который пытался рассказать вам о вашей миссии, получите насмешки, умоляйте о еще одном шансе. Установите винтовку на АНИГИЛЯЦИЯ и уничтожьте все формы жизни (включая стены). Пройдите по банановой кожуре клоуна,будьте застрелены клоуном с вашей же винтовки посмейтесь, потому что ваши ботинки не позволяют вам подскользнуться, а Клоун не может выстрелить из вашей винтовки с ДНК-замком. Выстрелите в клоуна из револьвера Матеба.	bВысокая
Интерн ЦентКом	Делайте все, что вам скажет Центральное Командование. Запутайтесь в своих древних винтовках с продольно-скользящим затвором. Постарайтесь казаться крутым, имея возможность позволить себе только лапшу рамэн. Сокрушайте антагонистов численно. Запомните, вы есть власть.	bМаленькая