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(перевёл одежду, которую Иан может надевать)
 
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|jobtitle = Ian
|jobtitle = Ian
|access = None
|access = None
|additional = N/A
|additional = Whatever access your master gives you
|difficulty = Impossible  
|difficulty = Impossible
|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]
|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]
|duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would
|duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would
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==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR==
==ВСЁ, ЧТО МОЖНО НА НЕГО НАДЕТЬ==
* Head:
* На голову:
** Regular Helmet
** Шлем СБ (тот, в котором они появляются)
** Sunglasses
** Солнечные очки
** Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
** Повязка на глаза
** HoP's Hat
** Шапка капитана
** Top Hat
** Шапка ГП
** Kitty Ears
** Цилиндр
** Clown mask (honk)
** Кошачьи ушки
** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
** Маска клоуна (хонк)
** Detective's Hat
** Шляпа шерифа (возможно не существует, есть в файлах)
** Sombrero
** Шапка детектива
** Nurse Hat
** Сомбреро (обычное)
** Beret
** Шапка медсестры (посадите в приёмную меда рядом с интеркомом на частоту меда)
** Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
*** С тем, что на некоторых картах мед рядом с кухней, это не лучшая идея...
** Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
** Береты (кроме СБ, ГСБ, Горцев, мима)
** Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
** Шляпы пиратов
** Bunny Ears
** Шляпы магов(Можно поддельную)
** Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
** Шапка Санты (Тяф Тяф Гав!)
** Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
** Ушки кролика
** Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
** Ушанка (уши ушанки можно в обоих вариантах.)
** Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
** Колпак шефа (Кость аппетит! (непереводимый каламбур про bon и bone))
** Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
** Рабочие каски - инженерные и СИ
** A sheet of paper
** Простыня (слишкомстрашно)
** Cargo baseball cap.
** Полицейская шляпа Вардена
** Cardborg Helmet
** Бумага / Бумажная шляпа / Праздничная бумажная шляпа
** A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
** Кепка карго
* Back:
** Шлем картонного борга
** Standard Armor
** Шапка оленя (щитспавн предмет)
** Station bound radio
** Шапка-торт
** Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
** Шарфы
** Fire Extinguisher
** Вырезанная тыква/блампкин
** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
* На спину:
** C4 (Rip)
** Бронежилеты: СБ, Морпех, Лазутчик, кираса
** Радио (<strike>надоедайте </strike> дайте экипажу немного милоты, транслируя каждый звук Иана на всю станцию.)
** Синий кислородный баллон (большой)
** Огнетушитель
** Костюм картонного киборга (Гав буп. Бип гав.)
** Костюм корги
** Аплинк


==Things Ian can do!==
Ian can now be given commands! To make Ian your best friend just pet him a lot, in the future to will be changed to feeding and playing but for now just petting. After a set amount of petting you can give Ian various commands, commands include:
*Fetch: Ian fetches an object after the player gives this command and points to a object
*Sic: Ian will attack whatever you pointed to to attack, though having a Welsh Corgi sicced on you isn't as bad as some would think, the little bugger can do some damage!
*heel: Ian will stay in place on your command, good for restricting movement in a bad situation.
==Lisa==
==Lisa==
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by [[assistant]]s.
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the [[Chef]] and murdered by [[assistant]]s.


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| style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command'''
| style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command'''
| '''[[Captain|Alpha Dog]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel|Master]]'''
| '''[[Captain|Alpha Dog]]'''
|-
|-
| textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security'''
| textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security'''
| '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''', [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]], [[Detective|Smells like Whiskey]]
| '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''', [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]], [[Detective|Smells Like Whiskey]], [[Prisoner|Big Dog Not Doing Job!]]
|-
|-
| style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]'''
| style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''Engineering'''
| '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]],  [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]]
| '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]],  [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]]
|-
|-
| style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]'''
| style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''Science'''
| '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''', [[Scientist|Maker of loud buzzy things]], [[Roboticist|Trouble]]
| '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''', [[Scientist|Trouble]], [[Geneticist|Smells Like Monkeys]], [[Roboticist|Maker of Loud Buzzy Things]]
|-
|-
| style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]'''
| style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''Medical'''
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells like cat]]''', [[Medical Doctor|Smells like makefeelgood]], [[Chemist|Smells like Bad]], [[Geneticist|Smells like death]], [[Virologist|Smells like plague]]
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells Like Cat]]''', [[Medical Doctor|Smells Like Makefeelgood]], [[Paramedic|Smells like Blood]], [[Chemist|Smells Like Bad]], [[Virologist|Smells Like Plague]], [[Coroner|Smells like dead people]]
|-
| style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="supply" |'''Supply'''
| '''[[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]]''', [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]], [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]], [[Bitrunner|Sweaty Dog]]
|-
|-
| style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service'''
| style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service'''
| [[Janitor|Bag of Treets keeper]], [[Bartender|Tastes like whiskey]], [[Cook|Keeper of the foods]], [[Botanist|Smells like "Plants"]], [[Clown|Smells funny]], [[Mime|Smells blank]], [[Chaplain|Barking]], [[Librarian|Lewd Dog]]
| '''[[Head of Personnel|Master]]''', [[Janitor|Bag of Treats Keeper]], [[Bartender|Tastes Like Whiskey]], [[Cook|Keeper of the Foods]], [[Botanist|Smells Like "Plants"]], [[Clown|Smells Funny]], [[Mime|Smells Blank]], [[Chaplain|Barking]], [[Curator|Lewd Dog]], [[Assistant|Bark At Constantly]], [[Psychologist|Has Chewtoys And Nice Couch]]
|-
| style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian'''
| [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]], [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]], [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]], [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]], [[Lawyer]]
|-
|-
| style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human'''
| style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human'''
| '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''', [[Cyborg|Loud buzzy thing]], [[Positronic Brain|Loudvoicefromcube]], [[Drone|Metal bug]], [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]], [[Construct|Is that a Ghost Shaggy?]], [[Adamantine Golem|Rock Dog]], [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]]
| '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''', [[Cyborg|Loud Buzzy Thing]], [[Positronic Brain|Loudvoicefromcube]], [[Drone|Metal Bug]], [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]], [[Construct|Is That a Ghost Shaggy?]], [[Imaginary Friend|I Need a Real, Live Ghost]], [[Split Personality|Smells like Lazy Eye]], [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]]
|-
|-
| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonist'''
| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonist'''
| [[Traitor|Smells like telecrystals]], [[Changeling|Smells like everyone]], [[Syndicate guide|Bad Dogs]], [[Wizard|Magic Dog]], [[Shadowling|Maintenance Dog]], [[Abductor|Smells like Ayy]], [[Xeno|Spiney Dogs]], [[Revenant|Angry dead dog]], [[Space Ninja|Anyone else smell that?]], [[Holoparasite|Guard Dog]], [[Swarmers|Hungry Dog]], [[Blob|Tasty goo]], [[Devil|Smells like brimstone]], [[Clockwork_Cult|Smells like tick-tock]]
| [[Traitor|Smells Like Telecrystals]], [[Malfunctioning AI|VERYloudvoicefromwall]], [[Changeling|Smells Like Everyone]], [[Nuclear_Operative|Bad Dogs]], [[Wizard|Magic Dog]], [[Nightmare|Scary Thing]], [[Abductor|Smells Like Ayy]], [[Xeno|Spiney Dogs]], [[Spider|Spider Dog]], [[Revenant|Angry Dead Dog]], [[Space Ninja|Anyone Else Smell That?]], [[Holoparasite|Guard Dog]], [[Swarmers|Hungry Dog]], [[Blob|Tasty Goo]], [[Slaughter_Demon|Smells Like Meat]], [[Devil|Smells Like Brimstone]], [[Blood_Cult|Smells Like Blood]], [[Heretic|Smells Like E̶̹̫̭̅̀L̶̡̲̦̙̙̳͂͋͗̑D̶̞̓̔R̷̡̖͋̓̀͌̍Ǐ̵̳̭̃T̴̛̙̗̺̯̼̒̑̒͝C̴̢̖̮̘̔̍̾̈́̒Ḫ̴̢̨̥̣̌͊̀̅ ̴̰͙̩̰͐G̷̡̨̘̬̾̾͠O̶͍͙̳̞̝̫̎̊͝Ḑ̷̼̼̈̇͊̽́S̸̜͇̣̝͙̾̑]], [[Pirate|Smells Like Rum]], [[Sentient Disease|Smells Like Mutagen]], [[Obsessed|Forbidden Snack]], [[Fugitives|Dogthinkers]], [[Hunters|Smells Like THE LAW]], [[Space Dragon|Scaley Dog]], [[Pulsating Tumor|Smells Like Bones And Ash]], [[Sentient Slime|Smells Like Melting]], [[Rat King|Smells Like the Litter Box]], [[Paradox Clone|Smells Like Master...?]]
|-
|-
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special'''
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special'''
| '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''', [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Emergency Response Team|Dog catchers!]], [[Ian|Best Dog]], who?
| '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''', [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Emergency Response Team|Dog Catchers!]], [[Chrono Legionnaire|Time Bark]], [[Highlander|Loudvoicefromskirt]], [[Ian|Best Dog]]. [[CentCom Intern|Smells like Ramen Noodles]]
|-
|-
| style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races'''
| style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races'''
| [[Humans|Mans]], [[Lizardperson|Scale mans]], [[Flyperson|Buzz mans]], [[Plasmaman|Fire mans]], [[Podman|Vegetable mans]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Strange Mans]]  
| [[Humans|Mans]], [[Lizardperson|Scale Mans]], [[Flyperson|Buzz Mans]], [[Plasmaman|Fire Mans]], [[Podman|Vegetable Mans]], [[golem|Rock Mans]], [[Felinids|DIRTY CATS]], [[Ethereals|Glowy Mans]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Strange Mans]]
|}
|}


[[Category: Jobs]]
[[Category: Jobs]]

Текущая версия от 10:03, 19 декабря 2023

SPECIAL ПЕРСОНАЛ

Ian
Профессия (на RU) 		Доступ: None
Дополнительный доступ
При малом количестве сотрудников на станции
: Whatever access your master gives you
Сложность: Impossible
Руководители: Head of Personnel
Обязанности: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would
Руководства: Chain of Command
Цитаты: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.


ВСЁ, ЧТО МОЖНО НА НЕГО НАДЕТЬ[править | править код]

  • На голову:
    • Шлем СБ (тот, в котором они появляются)
    • Солнечные очки
    • Повязка на глаза
    • Шапка капитана
    • Шапка ГП
    • Цилиндр
    • Кошачьи ушки
    • Маска клоуна (хонк)
    • Шляпа шерифа (возможно не существует, есть в файлах)
    • Шапка детектива
    • Сомбреро (обычное)
    • Шапка медсестры (посадите в приёмную меда рядом с интеркомом на частоту меда)
      • С тем, что на некоторых картах мед рядом с кухней, это не лучшая идея...
    • Береты (кроме СБ, ГСБ, Горцев, мима)
    • Шляпы пиратов
    • Шляпы магов(Можно поддельную)
    • Шапка Санты (Тяф Тяф Гав!)
    • Ушки кролика
    • Ушанка (уши ушанки можно в обоих вариантах.)
    • Колпак шефа (Кость аппетит! (непереводимый каламбур про bon и bone))
    • Рабочие каски - инженерные и СИ
    • Простыня (слишкомстрашно)
    • Полицейская шляпа Вардена
    • Бумага / Бумажная шляпа / Праздничная бумажная шляпа
    • Кепка карго
    • Шлем картонного борга
    • Шапка оленя (щитспавн предмет)
    • Шапка-торт
    • Шарфы
    • Вырезанная тыква/блампкин
  • На спину:
    • Бронежилеты: СБ, Морпех, Лазутчик, кираса
    • Радио (надоедайте дайте экипажу немного милоты, транслируя каждый звук Иана на всю станцию.)
    • Синий кислородный баллон (большой)
    • Огнетушитель
    • Костюм картонного киборга (Гав буп. Бип гав.)
    • Костюм корги
    • Аплинк

Things Ian can do![править | править код]

Ian can now be given commands! To make Ian your best friend just pet him a lot, in the future to will be changed to feeding and playing but for now just petting. After a set amount of petting you can give Ian various commands, commands include:

  • Fetch: Ian fetches an object after the player gives this command and points to a object
  • Sic: Ian will attack whatever you pointed to to attack, though having a Welsh Corgi sicced on you isn't as bad as some would think, the little bugger can do some damage!
  • heel: Ian will stay in place on your command, good for restricting movement in a bad situation.

Lisa[править | править код]

It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the Chef and murdered by assistants.

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Jobs on /tg/station

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Command Alpha Dog
Security Bigger Dog, Pee On, Butt Sniffer, Smells Like Whiskey, Big Dog Not Doing Job!
Engineering Poly's Keeper, Yellow Dog, Smells Strange
Science Grrrrr, Trouble, Smells Like Monkeys, Maker of Loud Buzzy Things
Medical Smells Like Cat, Smells Like Makefeelgood, Smells like Blood, Smells Like Bad, Smells Like Plague, Smells like dead people
Supply Corgi Orderer, Corgi Pusher, Outside Dog, Sweaty Dog
Service Master, Bag of Treats Keeper, Tastes Like Whiskey, Keeper of the Foods, Smells Like "Plants", Smells Funny, Smells Blank, Barking, Lewd Dog, Bark At Constantly, Has Chewtoys And Nice Couch
Non-human Loudvoicefromwall, Loud Buzzy Thing, Loudvoicefromcube, Metal Bug, Loudvoicefromsmallbox, Is That a Ghost Shaggy?, I Need a Real, Live Ghost, Smells like Lazy Eye, G-g-g-GHOST!
Antagonist Smells Like Telecrystals, VERYloudvoicefromwall, Smells Like Everyone, Bad Dogs, Magic Dog, Scary Thing, Smells Like Ayy, Spiney Dogs, Spider Dog, Angry Dead Dog, Anyone Else Smell That?, Guard Dog, Hungry Dog, Tasty Goo, Smells Like Meat, Smells Like Brimstone, Smells Like Blood, Smells Like E̶̹̫̭̅̀L̶̡̲̦̙̙̳͂͋͗̑D̶̞̓̔R̷̡̖͋̓̀͌̍Ǐ̵̳̭̃T̴̛̙̗̺̯̼̒̑̒͝C̴̢̖̮̘̔̍̾̈́̒Ḫ̴̢̨̥̣̌͊̀̅ ̴̰͙̩̰͐G̷̡̨̘̬̾̾͠O̶͍͙̳̞̝̫̎̊͝Ḑ̷̼̼̈̇͊̽́S̸̜͇̣̝͙̾̑, Smells Like Rum, Smells Like Mutagen, Forbidden Snack, Dogthinkers, Smells Like THE LAW, Scaley Dog, Smells Like Bones And Ash, Smells Like Melting, Smells Like the Litter Box, Smells Like Master...?
Special Bark, Sniff & Arf, Bigger Alpha Dogs, Dog Catchers!, Time Bark, Loudvoicefromskirt, Best Dog. Smells like Ramen Noodles
Races Mans, Scale Mans, Buzz Mans, Fire Mans, Vegetable Mans, Rock Mans, DIRTY CATS, Glowy Mans, Strange Mans
Источник — https://massmeta.ru/index.php?title=Ian&oldid=55939