Участник:Novaepee
Elsa 'l'Epee' Spinnewyn in game.
My YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsPb9_HVn1CqVo-9oQhnsEw
SHITPOSTING
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TGMC is a project based on the CM-SS13 codebase. |
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Command
Job | Role | Rank | Difficulty |
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Captain |
The Captain of THEIR DOOM. A bait to CM player because CM whitelist. DO FUCKING BRIEFING IN THE BRIEFING ROOM!!!! Don't fix engine; get bitched at by medical and marines when autodoc has no power. Don't load OB; get bitched at by marines and SL for not loading OB. Don't know what is a Tadpole is. Never check crew manifest. "WhAt Is OrBiTiNg?!" "I cAn'T cHaNgE oRbIt LeVeLs!!" "LiStEn To Me, MaRiNeS!" Don't communicate to marines; get bitched at by marines and Discord for being a shit captain. Get bwoink or jobban for deploying to planetside. | Captain | FUCKING WANKER |
Field Commander |
The embodiment of TGMC's spirituality: the unga dunga. The running synthetic with a gun. OB, CAS, railgun, and mortar marines to heal them. Achieve objectives. Flow with the unga. Get cash money for req. Order things that marines want and need. Used to be able to use SG until some fucking bitch ruined it for all. ARE YOU ENTERTAINED, ELSA?! ARE YOU FUCKING ENTERTAINED YET WITH YOUR LIEUTENANT COLONAL RANK AT THE COST OF FC SG?! ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?! Superior than captain. Can't make medals. | Major | decap simulation until wear helmet |
Staff Officer |
Literally captain with no Mateba. | Lieutenant Commander | just overwatch |
Pilot Officer Pilot Officer |
Confused as to why they get jumped by SG mains during round start in Pillar of Spring. Don't put sentries on Alamo. Use all the sentries for Alamo when tadpole is in use. Forget to deploy sentries when in planetside. Think that coolage attachment is useful. Don't print out surgery table for MO doing Alamo surgery; in fact, put the medevac attachment in Alamo INSTEAD of a surgery table. Launch Alamo or Condor before engineers make FOB with drone. "WhErE iS tHe NoRmAnDy?!" Don't know what a tadpole is. Launch tadpole without Bluespace export or mining upgrade. Don't check for tadpole supplies. Fuck up evac with Alamo and tadpole by not lifting off in time. Change landing zone for tadpole to a place with barely any fucking miners. Cycle Alamo to the wrong LZ. Cycle without telling marines. Periods between cycle takes too long, making marines wait. Lockdown marines in Alamo EVEN IN SHIPSIDE | Warrant Officer | fly boi |
Engineering/Requisitions
Job | Role | Rank | Difficulty |
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Chief Ship Engineer |
Think that fixing engine is a waste of time, so never fix it. Assume that OB is loaded, and never ask what OB should be loaded. Don't do req when RO cryo, then get bored and cryo despite chairs and tables haven't been deconstructed. | Lieutenant | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
Requisitions Officer Requisitions Officer |
Buy B18 and Mateba for himself. "WhAt Is A bLuEsPaCe?" Send down ARSR belt with stuff still in crates, including the bluespace export. Don't give marines their Jaegar mods. Yells at marines for not selling xenos even when RO have not given marines bluespace export. Spite marines by sending bluespace export to FOB, not to tadpole, then wonders why there is not much req points to spend. Get yelled at by marines as to why supplies are taking too long to reach to planetside yet beacons are on. Tase marines when entering his sacred space in req. Get disarmed and lose tase forever. | Chief Petty Officer | jew master level 100 |
Ship Technician Ship Technician |
Fuck about in ship, cryo or SSD when needed the most. Discount CSE that is still way better than being a RO. Engineer without a life's purpose. | Petty Officer | literally CSE with no orders and less access |
Medical
Job | Role | Rank | Difficulty |
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Chief Medical Officer |
The true job for Alamo surgery. Have access to third surgery kit in Pillar of Spring. Big dicc energy MO that can set red alert, SD, and ERT in CIC. Enjoy their command radio headset and the fact that marines don't break into their office anymore. | N/A | PO 2.0 |
Doctor Medical Officer |
Can't do surgery, so autodoc. Use autodoc too much, so medbay APC runs out of power. Too fucking bored since CMO took Alamo surgery. Don't know that cryotube exist. Don't clean gloves after surgery, so marine gets infection. Feeds marine pills during surgery, so marine gets infection. Takes too long during surgery, so marine get infection. Don't know about infection, so marines necro. Barely use blood packs when marines are in low blood. | N/A | Autodoc bitch |
Researcher Researcher |
Research things. Be sad because there's nothing currently to your job, so go be the cool Medical Officer with the good shit. | N/A | Easy |
Marines
Job | Role | Rank | Difficulty |
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Squad Leader |
Don't set supply beacon down. OB, railgun, CAS, and mortar the FOB. Then proceed to never using tac binos ever again; also never give tac binos to anyone when SSD or cryo. Die to overextending in push since didn't wait for marines to catch up. Never use orders. Might be old enough to be GAYery seargent. | Staff Seargent | leadership orders are *warcry with buffs |
Squad Smartgunner |
better aim mode since the very beginning. Yells at req for more SG drums. Hog all the spawn SG drums in round start. Waste it all on not killing xenomorphs. Don't use mag harness OR belt harness. Breathe in relief that this isn't happening: https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5260 | Corporal | brain dead easy |
Squad Engineer |
"WhAt iS fOb DrOnE?" Avoid building FOB with drone. Go unga instead of maintaining FOB or cades. Forgot to barricade the meltable reinforced walls. Don't know how to upgrade miner. Would rather push with marines instead of maintaining miner near tadpole. Bitch about not getting supplies when haven't fixed and used miners nearby. Blind oneself with blowtorch. Don't make razorsharp obstacles to protect sentry from crusher. Can't figure out how to use PACMAN for e-razor. Ponder why they choose this job. | Lance Corporal | bob the builder with autism or fucking stupid |
Squad Corpsman |
Uses bica OD and peri like a fucking CM player. "I dOn'T kNoW hOw To GeT QC+ aNd PERI+" Forgot to link medevac roller to medevac beacon. Yells for MeraDerm when there is no larva juice around, only to use MeraDerm for only oneself. Use a medical rig. | Lance Corporal | OD simulator |
Squad Marine |
the basics of all unga, but the most unga of them all | Private First Class | UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
Special
Job | Role | Rank | Difficulty |
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Synthetic Synthetic |
Combat synthetic. Doesn't know how to do ANYTHING. Name is David. | N/A | Want to reenact Blade Runner |
AI AI |
Open fucking doors. Hate it when marines don't listen to its protips. Discount CIC job. Thought that the job is as exciting as SS13 AI. | N/A | Medium |
Corporate Liason Corporate Liason |
Runs out of FOB only to get decap. | N/A | Windhealer's job |
BENOMORPHS
Tier 0
Caste | Role | Difficulty |
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*roar Larva |
be the combat larva that everyone need and not deserved. Evolves into Combat Drone, young rouny, the rare Defender that is used to evolved into a warrior or the chad Sentinel. | rest in weed until evolve |
Tier 1
Caste | Role | Difficulty |
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Drone |
use frenzy for combat drone. need weed 4 speed. spend time combat droning and not weeding the entire fucking planet. don't use healing phenomone, or forget to use them at all, when resting. don't heal other benos Evolves from the Primorial larba; evolves into cancer Carrier, resin wall hugger Hivelord, Bitchmind, psychic drone, or thiccy mommy milky drone. | Easy to get into and fun to master |
Defender |
Try to tank, dies. Never loved by the vet xeno players. Evolves from NOODLE LARBA; evolves into The best stand, Warrior. | why |
Runner |
evasion for the true young rouny. loves to dance and slashing marines. lives and die for the dance dance revolution. Evolves from FUCKABLE MEAT Larva; evolves into SNEAKY Hunter GOD I HATE IT or virgin Bull, or becomes the nonexistent Panther |
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Sentinel |
"CaP tHe MaRiNe!" xeno that was left behind with the capture gameplay, arise to stun lock marines with stamina crit; truly, the xeno with a steep learning curve. waiting for Surreal to update sent Evolves from the sleeping Larva; evolves into acid Spit, leaving behind the neurotoxin. | ha ha marine go horizontal with spits |
Panther |
The rouny that was not the rouny. Made for capture gameplay, but both it and capture gameplay went to the shadow realm. Disarm the heck out of marines if disarm in TGMC exists. | https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5272 | TO THE SHADOW REALM!
Tier 2
Caste | Role | Difficulty |
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Carrier |
unchained when capture gameplay is no more; use facehuggers to fuck marines to death by stun lock. Has so much bugs, bug fixes, and fixes broken compared to any xenomorphs. MARINES HATE THIS CASTE! Evolves from the chad Drone. | YEET |
Hivelord |
THICC DRONE. ASS SO FAST THAT IT CAN MATCH ROUNY! Build resin maze only for hive to early FOB camp. Sad that no one uses their tunnel system. Use resin wall to cuck sentry and laugh at engineers. Sticky spit to hide level 5 acid wells. Try to combat hivelord and die because they forgot to turn on resin walker. Underapprecaited. Evolves from the smol hivelord. | Maze Runner |
Warrior |
ORA ORA ORA the marines. Wombo combo marines into lava or hive, whichever is closest. 4 legs 90% of the time. Always use keybinds. Super fucking sweaty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7BIuUoZuT0 . Remembered the day that they could rip off limbs like in CM.bitch boy; evolves into 360 NO SCOPE CROOSHER when the warrior feels like making engineers cry. | FALCON, PUANCH! |
Ошибка создания миниатюры: /bin/bash: line 1: /usr/bin/convert: No such file or directory Error code: 127 Hunter |
Laugh at the fact that it has two stuns. The only xeno with walking animations. Break right arm with just 5 slashes because marine decides to duel. Curious when it will have Surreal's buff. Evolves from old rouny; evolves into DOOM RAV. | Snek Eater |
Bull |
why? Evolves from better caste than bull; evolves into superior caste than bull. | fucking stupid, just be a fucking crusher |
Spitter |
Call of duty beno. Enjoy making marines horizontal by spitting. Sad that it doesn't have a unique toolkit. Evolves from sad sent; evolves into underappreciated boiler or GAMER Praetorian | Bah! I spit at you! |
Afflictor |
Make marine puke nonstop. Is really hunter+. Only remembered in Git and by players who keep getting fucked by Afflictor: (https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5002) "REFACTORed" as deflier | Snakes, why did it have to be snakes? |
Tier 3
Caste | Role | Difficulty |
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Praetorian |
The better Spitter. Love making marines go horizontal by faceplanting their acid cone. Is one step away from HvH due to the fact that it just shoots. Simple and clean. Evolves from next prae. | Hard |
Crusher |
Fling marines from barricade. Can solo cades until razorsharp. Man handle sentry. Love the fact that help intent prevent bodyblock from marine. Secretly know how to one shot reinforced walls. Evolves from Ultimate MMA beno or bitch bull | CHOO CHOO THE XENO TRAIN IS HERE! |
Ravager |
Darth Vader + Doom guy. Turn on Doom OST in the background. May have a heavier and slower ass compared to Hunter, but make up for it by making Luke Skywalker references. Has a collection of right arms. Waiting for the day that Surreal's rav rage PR to come. Evolves from Hunter that also have two stuns. | Rip and tear |
Boiler Boiler |
Remember when it was countered by snipers. Only xeno that can glow in the dark; rare edition. Look at crusher's kit and cry. Evolves from Spitter. | xeno sniper |
Defiler Defiler |
Rape marines. Red-pilled carrier. Is so flexible that it can vent crawl. Fart a lot. Bigger afflictor. Evolves from CBT Carrier and Resin Nomad. | It helps me control my rape tendencies |
Shrike |
Beno with telekinetic. Love to help shuffle to get behinds and screech to fling marine 7+ tiles away from other marines. kek at the days when it has force choke marines. Still get stunned by shotgun despite being T3. Mommy's |
there is always 2 shrikes |
Tier 4
Caste | Role | Difficulty |
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Queen Elsa |
Lead the hive with yelling "SCREECHING!! REEEEEEE!!". Spam Word of the Queen because they can. Tacticool by slashing and spitting. Laugh at the very concept of ovi queen. Always waiting to be Ancient Empress, but still die by the unga. Miss the days when Tail Sweep was for self-defense. Evolves from princess Anna or drone; there can only be one Queen TO RULE THEM ALL, AND IN THE DARKNESS BINDS THEM. | Not CM queen. |
Hivemind |
You heal marines and get cucked by unweeded areas. The xeno with the highest health points. Cry about Hathkar not completing Psychic Beacon. Evolves from Drone; there can only be one Hivemind per hive. | Hard |
TGMC Roles | ||
TerraGov Marines | Command | Captain, Field Commander, Staff Officer, Pilot Officer |
Engineering and Supply | Chief Ship Engineer, Requisitions Officer, Ship Technician | |
Medical | Chief Medical Officer, Medical Officer, Researcher | |
Marines | Squad Leader, Mech Pilot, Squad Smartgunner, Squad Engineer, Squad Corpsman, Squad Marine | |
Civilians | Corporate Liaison | |
Silicon-Based | Combat robots, Synthetic, AI | |
Xenomorphs | Tier 0 | Larva, Minions |
Tier 1 | Drone, Runner, Defender, Baneling, Sentinel | |
Tier 2 | Hivelord, Carrier, Hunter, Wraith, Bull, Warrior, Puppeteer, Spitter | |
Tier 3 | Gorger, Defiler, Widow, Ravager, Warlock, Behemoth, Crusher, Praetorian, Boiler | |
Tier 4 | Shrike, Queen, King, Hivemind | |
Others | Zombie, Emergency Response Teams, Sons of Mars, |