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Elsa 'l'Epee' Spinnewyn in game.

My YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsPb9_HVn1CqVo-9oQhnsEw

SHITPOSTING

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TGMC is a project based on the CM-SS13 codebase.



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Command

Job Role Rank Difficulty
Commander
Captain
The Captain of THEIR DOOM. A bait to CM player because CM whitelist. DO FUCKING BRIEFING IN THE BRIEFING ROOM!!!! Don't fix engine; get bitched at by medical and marines when autodoc has no power. Don't load OB; get bitched at by marines and SL for not loading OB. Don't know what is a Tadpole is. Never check crew manifest. "WhAt Is OrBiTiNg?!" "I cAn'T cHaNgE oRbIt LeVeLs!!" "LiStEn To Me, MaRiNeS!" Don't communicate to marines; get bitched at by marines and Discord for being a shit captain. Get bwoink or jobban for deploying to planetside. aCaptain FUCKING WANKER
Field Commander
Field Commander
The embodiment of TGMC's spirituality: the unga dunga. The running synthetic with a gun. OB, CAS, railgun, and mortar marines to heal them. Achieve objectives. Flow with the unga. Get cash money for req. Order things that marines want and need. Used to be able to use SG until some fucking bitch ruined it for all. ARE YOU ENTERTAINED, ELSA?! ARE YOU FUCKING ENTERTAINED YET WITH YOUR LIEUTENANT COLONAL RANK AT THE COST OF FC SG?! ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?! Superior than captain. Can't make medals. aMajor decap simulation until wear helmet
Intelligence Officer
Staff Officer
Literally captain with no Mateba. aLieutenant Commander just overwatch
Pilot Officer
Pilot Officer
Confused as to why they get jumped by SG mains during round start in Pillar of Spring. Don't put sentries on Alamo. Use all the sentries for Alamo when tadpole is in use. Forget to deploy sentries when in planetside. Think that coolage attachment is useful. Don't print out surgery table for MO doing Alamo surgery; in fact, put the medevac attachment in Alamo INSTEAD of a surgery table. Launch Alamo or Condor before engineers make FOB with drone. "WhErE iS tHe NoRmAnDy?!" Don't know what a tadpole is. Launch tadpole without Bluespace export or mining upgrade. Don't check for tadpole supplies. Fuck up evac with Alamo and tadpole by not lifting off in time. Change landing zone for tadpole to a place with barely any fucking miners. Cycle Alamo to the wrong LZ. Cycle without telling marines. Periods between cycle takes too long, making marines wait. Lockdown marines in Alamo EVEN IN SHIPSIDE aWarrant Officer fly boi

Engineering/Requisitions

Job Role Rank Difficulty
Chief Engineer
Chief Ship Engineer
Think that fixing engine is a waste of time, so never fix it. Assume that OB is loaded, and never ask what OB should be loaded. Don't do req when RO cryo, then get bored and cryo despite chairs and tables haven't been deconstructed. aLieutenant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Requisitions Officer
Requisitions Officer
Buy B18 and Mateba for himself. "WhAt Is A bLuEsPaCe?" Send down ARSR belt with stuff still in crates, including the bluespace export. Don't give marines their Jaegar mods. Yells at marines for not selling xenos even when RO have not given marines bluespace export. Spite marines by sending bluespace export to FOB, not to tadpole, then wonders why there is not much req points to spend. Get yelled at by marines as to why supplies are taking too long to reach to planetside yet beacons are on. Tase marines when entering his sacred space in req. Get disarmed and lose tase forever. aChief Petty Officer jew master level 100
Ship Technician
Ship Technician
Fuck about in ship, cryo or SSD when needed the most. Discount CSE that is still way better than being a RO. Engineer without a life's purpose. aPetty Officer literally CSE with no orders and less access

Medical

Job Role Rank Difficulty
Chief Medical Officer
Chief Medical Officer
The true job for Alamo surgery. Have access to third surgery kit in Pillar of Spring. Big dicc energy MO that can set red alert, SD, and ERT in CIC. Enjoy their command radio headset and the fact that marines don't break into their office anymore. aN/A PO 2.0
Doctor
Medical Officer
Can't do surgery, so autodoc. Use autodoc too much, so medbay APC runs out of power. Too fucking bored since CMO took Alamo surgery. Don't know that cryotube exist. Don't clean gloves after surgery, so marine gets infection. Feeds marine pills during surgery, so marine gets infection. Takes too long during surgery, so marine get infection. Don't know about infection, so marines necro. Barely use blood packs when marines are in low blood. aN/A Autodoc bitch
Researcher
Researcher
Research things. Be sad because there's nothing currently to your job, so go be the cool Medical Officer with the good shit. aN/A Easy

Marines

Job Role Rank Difficulty
Squad Leader
Squad Leader
Don't set supply beacon down. OB, railgun, CAS, and mortar the FOB. Then proceed to never using tac binos ever again; also never give tac binos to anyone when SSD or cryo. Die to overextending in push since didn't wait for marines to catch up. Never use orders. Might be old enough to be GAYery seargent. aStaff Seargent just a bigger unga
Squad Smartgunner
Squad Smartgunner
better aim mode since the very beginning. Yells at req for more SG drums. Hog all the spawn SG drums in round start. Waste it all on not killing xenomorphs. Don't use mag harness OR belt harness. Breathe in relief that this isn't happening: https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5260 aCorporal brain dead easy
Squad Engineer
Squad Engineer
"WhAt iS fOb DrOnE?" Avoid building FOB with drone. Go unga instead of maintaining FOB or cades. Forgot to barricade the meltable reinforced walls. Would rather push with marines instead of maintaining miner near tadpole. Bitch about not getting supplies when haven't fixed and used miners nearby. Blind oneself with blowtorch. Don't make razorsharp obstacles to protect sentry from crusher. Can't figure out how to use PACMAN for e-razor. Ponder why they choose this job. aLance Corporal bob the builder with autism
Squad Medic
Squad Corpsman
Uses bica OD and peri like a fucking CM player. "I dOn'T kNoW hOw To GeT QC+ aNd PERI+" Forgot to link medevac roller to medevac beacon. Yells for MeraDerm when there is no larva juice around, only to use MeraDerm for only oneself. Use a medical rig. aLance Corporal OD simulator
Squad Marine
Squad Marine
the basics of all unga, but the most unga of them all aPrivate First Class UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Special

Job Role Rank Difficulty
Synthetic
Synthetic
Combat synthetic. Doesn't know how to do ANYTHING. Name is David. aN/A Want to reenact Blade Runner
AI
AI
Open fucking doors. Hate it when marines don't listen to its protips. Discount CIC job. Thought that the job is as exciting as SS13 AI. aN/A Medium
Corporate Liason
Corporate Liason
Runs out of FOB only to get decap. aN/A Windhealer's job

BENOMORPHS

Tier 0

Caste Role Difficulty
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Larva
be the combat larva that everyone need and not deserved. Evolves into Combat Drone, young rouny, the rare Defender that is used to evolved into a warrior or the chad Sentinel. arest in weed until evolve

Tier 1

Caste Role Difficulty
Drone
Drone
use frenzy for combat drone. need weed 4 speed. spend time combat droning and not weeding the entire fucking planet. don't use healing phenomone, or forget to use them at all, when resting. don't heal other benos Evolves from the Primorial larba; evolves into cancer Carrier, resin wall hugger Hivelord, Bitchmind, psychic drone, or thiccy mommy milky drone. aEasy to get into, but fun to master
Defender
Defender
Try to tank, dies. Never loved by the vet xeno players. Evolves from NOODLE LARBA; evolves into The best stand, Warrior. awhy
Runner
Runner
evasion for the true young rouny. loves to dance and slashing marines. lives and die for the dance dance revolution. Evolves from FUCKABLE MEAT Larva; evolves into SNEAKY Hunter GOD I HATE IT or virgin Bull, or becomes the nonexistent Panther aTHAT IS A ROUNY


Sentinel
Sentinel
xeno that was left behind with the capture gameplay, arise to stun lock marines with stamina crit; truly, the xeno with a steep learning curve. waiting for Surreal to update sent Evolves from the sleeping Larva; evolves into acid Spit, leaving behind the neurotoxin. aha ha marine go horizontal with spits
Panther
Panther
The rouny that was not the rouny. Made for capture gameplay, but both it and capture gameplay went to the shadow realm. Disarm the heck out of marines if disarm in TGMC exists. aTO THE SHADOW REALM! https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5272

Tier 2

Caste Role Difficulty
Carrier
Carrier
unchained when capture gameplay is no more; use facehuggers to fuck marines to death by stun lock. Has so much bugs, bug fixes, and fixes broken compared to any xenomorphs. MARINES HATE THIS CASTE! Evolves from the chad Drone. aYEET
Hivelord
Hivelord
THICC DRONE. ASS SO FAST THAT IT CAN MATCH ROUNY! Build resin maze only for hive to early FOB camp. Sad that no one uses their tunnel system. Use resin wall to cuck sentry and laugh at engineers. Sticky spit to hide level 5 acid wells. Try to combat hivelord and die because they forgot to turn on resin walker. Underapprecaited. Evolves from the smol hivelord. aMaze Runner
Warrior
Warrior
ORA ORA ORA the marines. Wombo combo marines into lava or hive, whichever is closest. 4 legs 90% of the time. Always use keybinds. Super fucking sweaty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7BIuUoZuT0 . Remembered the day that they could rip off limbs like in CM.bitch boy; evolves into 360 NO SCOPE CROOSHER when the warrior feels like making engineers cry. aFALCON, PUANCH!
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Hunter
Laugh at the fact that it has two stuns. The only xeno with walking animations. Break right arm with just 5 slashes because marine decides to duel. Curious when it will have Surreal's buff. Evolves from old rouny; evolves into DOOM RAV. aSnek Eater
Bull
Bull
why? Evolves from better caste than bull; evolves into superior caste than bull. a fucking stupid, just be a fucking crusher
Spitter
Spitter
Call of duty beno. Enjoy making marines horizontal by spitting. Sad that it doesn't have a unique toolkit. Evolves from sad sent; evolves into underappreciated boiler or GAMER Praetorian aBah! I spit at you!
Spitter
Afflictor
Make marine puke nonstop. Is really hunter+. Only remembered in Git and by players who keep getting fucked by Afflictor: (https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5002) "REFACTORed" as deflier aSnakes, why did it have to be snakes?

Tier 3

Caste Role Difficulty
Praetorian
Praetorian
The better Spitter. Love making marines go horizontal by faceplanting their acid cone. Is one step away from HvH due to the fact that it just shoots. Simple and clean. Evolves from next prae. aHard
Crusher
Crusher
Fling marines from barricade. Can solo cades until razorsharp. Man handle sentry. Love the fact that help intent prevent bodyblock from marine. Secretly know how to one shot reinforced walls. Evolves from Ultimate MMA beno or bitch bull aCHOO CHOO THE XENO TRAIN IS HERE!
Ravager
Ravager
Darth Vader + Doom guy. Turn on Doom OST in the background. May have a heavier and slower ass compared to Hunter, but make up for it by making Luke Skywalker references. Has a collection of right arms. Waiting for the day that Surreal's rav rage PR to come. Evolves from Hunter that also have two stuns. aRip and tear
Boiler
Boiler
Remember when it was countered by snipers. Only xeno that can glow in the dark; rare edition. Look at crusher's kit and cry. Evolves from Spitter. axeno sniper
Defiler
Defiler
Rape marines. Red-pilled carrier. Is so flexible that it can vent crawl. Fart a lot. Bigger afflictor. Evolves from CBT Carrier and Resin Nomad. aIt helps me control my rape tendencies
ShrikeShrike
Shrike
Beno with telekinetic. Love to help shuffle to get behinds and screech to fling marine 7+ tiles away from other marines. Still get stunned by shotgun despite being T3. Mommy's sidekick PSYCHIC buddy. Evolves from Combat Drone, evolves to Bigger mommy. Only one per Hive. athere is always 2 shrikes

Tier 4

Caste Role Difficulty
Queen Elsa
Queen Elsa
Lead the hive with yelling "SCREECHING!! REEEEEEE!!". Spam Word of the Queen because they can. Tacticool by slashing and spitting. Laugh at the very concept of ovi queen. Evolves from princess Anna or drone; there can only be one Queen TO RULE THEM ALL, AND IN THE DARKNESS BINDS THEM. aNot CM queen.
Hivemind
Hivemind
Lead the hive from overwatch, using abilities and pheromones to help them perform their jobs. Evolves from Drone; there can only be one Hivemind per hive. aHard
TGMC
Roles

TerraGov Marines Command Captain, Field Commander, Staff Officer, Pilot Officer
Engineering and Supply Chief Ship Engineer, Requisitions Officer, Ship Technician
Medical Chief Medical Officer, Medical Officer, Researcher
Marines Squad Leader, Mech Pilot, Squad Smartgunner, Squad Engineer, Squad Corpsman, Squad Marine
Civilians Corporate Liaison
Silicon-Based Combat robots, Synthetic, AI
Xenomorphs Tier 0 Larva, Minions
Tier 1 Drone, Runner, Defender, Baneling, Sentinel
Tier 2 Hivelord, Carrier, Hunter, Wraith, Bull, Warrior, Puppeteer, Spitter
Tier 3 Gorger, Defiler, Widow, Ravager, Warlock, Behemoth, Crusher, Praetorian, Boiler
Tier 4 Shrike, Queen, King, Hivemind
Others Zombie, Emergency Response Teams, Sons of Mars, Survivor