Guide to food and drinks
Fullness
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.
Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.
Starvation
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If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!
Obesity
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.
Drinks
IMPORTANT:
Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve
Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units of the mixer and 50 units of the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!
| Picture | Cocktail | Ingredients |
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Acid Spit | 5 parts Wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid |
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Allies Cocktail | 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka |
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Aloe | 1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Whiskey |
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Amasec | 1 part Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka |
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Andalusia | 1 part Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice |
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Anti-Freeze | 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice |
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Atomic Bomb | 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium |
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B-52 | 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Cognac |
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Bahama Mama | 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice |
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Banana Honk | 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar |
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Barefoot | 1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice |
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Beepsky Smash | 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron |
| Файл:Bilkglass.gif | Bilk | 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk |
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Black Russian | 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua |
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Bloody Mary | 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Ketchup, 1 part Lime Juice |
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Booger | 1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice |
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Brave Bull | 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua |
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Changeling Sting | 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Vodka |
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Classic Martini | 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth |
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Coffee Latte | 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk |
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Cuba Libre | 2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola |
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Demons Blood | 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb |
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Devil's Kiss | 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua |
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Driest Martini | 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin |
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Erika Surprise | 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice |
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Gin Fizz | 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice |
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Gin and Tonic | 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic |
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Goldschlager | 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold |
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Grog | 1 part Water, 1 part Rum |
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Hippie's Delight | 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster |
| Файл:Hoochglass.gif | Hooch | 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel) |
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Iced Beer | 5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice or 10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil |
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Iced Coffee | 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee |
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Iced Tea | 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea |
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Irish Car Bomb | 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale |
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Irish Coffee | 2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee |
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Irish Cream | 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream |
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Long Island Iced Tea | 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila |
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Manhattan | 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth |
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Manhattan Project | 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium |
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Margarita | 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice |
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Mead | 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes |
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Nuka Cola | 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola |
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Neurotoxin | 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster |
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Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster | 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice |
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Patron | 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver |
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Red Mead | 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood |
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Sbiten | 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin |
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Screwdriver | 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice |
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Silencer | 1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part Sugar |
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Singulo | 5 parts Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine |
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Snow White | 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime |
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Soy Latte | 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk |
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Syndicate Bomb | 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer |
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Tequilla Sunrise | 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice |
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The Doctor's Delight | 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Ketchup, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine |
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The Manly Dorf | 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale |
| Файл:Orangeglass.gif | Thirteen Loko | 1 part Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Coffee |
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Three Mile Island Iced Tea | 10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium |
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Toxins Special | 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma |
| Файл:VodkaMartini.png | Vodka Martini | 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth |
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Vodka and Tonic | 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic |
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Whiskey Cola | 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola |
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Whiskey Soda | 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water |
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White Russian | 1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream |
Файл:Microwave.png Microwave Recipes
Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.
Burgers
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Burger | 5 Flour + 1 Meat | If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. |
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Brain Burger | 5 Flour + 1 Brain | Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. |
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Clown Burger | 1 Clown Mask + 5 Flour | Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis. |
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Mime Burger | 1 Mime Mask + 5 Flour | Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are. |
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Tofu Burger | 5 Flour + 1 Tofu | Melts your face! |
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Spell Burger | 5 Flour + 1 Wizard hat | You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath. |
| Ошибка создания миниатюры: /bin/bash: line 1: /usr/bin/convert: No such file or directory Error code: 127 | Xenoburger | 5 Flour + 1 Xeno-meat | Ali-yum! |
| Ошибка создания миниатюры: /bin/bash: line 1: /usr/bin/convert: No such file or directory Error code: 127 | Jelly Burger | 15 Flour + 5 Slime Jam or 5 Cherry Jelly | My insides are burning! |
| Файл:Ghostbur.PNG | Ghost Burger | 5 Flour + 1 Ectoplasm | Terror-ifficly tasty. |
| Файл:Appendixburger.PNG | Appendix Burger | 5 Flour + 1 Appendix | Tastes like appendicitis |
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Big Bite Burger | 3 Meat + 5 Flour | Forget the Big Mac. |
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Super Bite Burger | 15 Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges + 5 Meat + 4 Tomato + 2 Egg + 5 units of Salt + 5 units of Pepper | If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed. |
Breads & Sandwiches
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Bread | 15 Flour | Sliceable. |
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Meatbread | 3 Meat + 15 Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges | Sliceable. |
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Tofu-Bread | 3 Tofu + 3 Cheese Wedges + 15 Flour | Sliceable. |
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Xeno-bread | 3 Xeno-meat + 15 Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges | Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum. |
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Banana-nut Bread | 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 5 units Milk + 1 Banana | Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence. |
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Cream Cheese Bread | 15 Flour + 2 Cheese Wedges | Sliceable. |
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Baguette | 15 Flour + 1 Salt + 1 Pepper | The mimes favorite. |
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Sandwich | 2 Bread Slices + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Cheese Wedge | Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain. |
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Toasted Sandwich | 1 Sandwich What was that, Sandwich? | Kill them all. |
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Grilled Cheese Sandwich | 2 Bread Slices + 1 Cheese Wedge | Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly. |
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Jelly Toast | 1 Bread Slice + 5 Units of Slime Jam or Cherry Jelly | As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast! |
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Two Bread | 2 Breadslices + 5 Wine | Classy. |
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Jelly Sandwich | 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jam + 2 Breadslice | In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant. |
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Not-a-sandwich | 1 fake moustache + 2 Breadslice | Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache. |
| Файл:Icecreamsandwich.png | Icecream sandwich | 1 Icecream + 5 units of Ice + 5 units of Cream | Portable Ice-cream in it's own packaging. |
Pizzas
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Margherita Pizza | 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato | Sliceable. |
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Mushroom Pizza | 10 Flour + 5 any Mushrooms | Sliceable. |
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Meat Pizza | 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato | Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease. |
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Vegetable Pizza | 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato | Sliceable. |
Pastas
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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| Файл:Spagettiboiled.png | Boiled Spaghetti | 5 units of Water + 1 Spaghetti | Mama Mia! |
| Файл:Pastatomato.png | Tomato Pasta | 5 units of Water + 1 Spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes | Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary. |
| Файл:Copypasta.gif | Copypasta | 2 Tomato Pasta | Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff. |
| Файл:Meatballspag.png | Spaghetti & Meatballs | 5 units of Water + 1 Spaghetti + 2 Faggot | That's-a a spicy meat-aball! |
| Файл:Spesslaw.png | Spesslaw | 5 units of Water + 1 Spaghetti + 4 Faggot | Lawyer's choice! |
| Файл:Eggplantparmigiana.png | Eggplant Parmigiana | 2 Cheese Wedges + 1 Eggplant | Clogs your arteries, healthily! |
Soups & Stews
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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| Файл:Meatsoup.png | Meatball Soup | 10 units of Water + 1 Faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato | Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you. |
| Файл:Nettlesoup.png | Nettle Soup | 10 units of Water + 1 Nettle + 1 Egg + 1 Potato | Contains trace amounts of sulpheric acid. |
| Файл:Vegesoup.png | Vegetable Soup | 10 units of Water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato | Force feed the Botanists this. |
| Файл:Tomatosoup.png | Tomato Soup | 10 units of Water + 2 Tomatoes | What, no crackers? |
| Файл:Bloodsoup.png | Blood Soup | 10 units of Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes | They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these. |
| Файл:Metriodsoup.png | Slime Soup | 10 units of Water + 5 units of Slime Jam | Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts. |
| Файл:Clownsoup.png | Clown's Tears | 10 units of Water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananaium ore | Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything. |
| Файл:Mysterysoup.png | Mystery Soup | 10 units of Water + 1 Bad Recipe + 1 Tofu + 1 egg + 1 Cheese Wedge | This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them. |
| Файл:Mushroomsoup.png | Mushroom Soup | 5 units of Water + 5 units of Milk + 1 Chanterelle | The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on. |
| Файл:Beetsoup.png | Beet Soup | 10 units of Water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage | Feed your inner Russian with borscht. |
| Файл:Milo.png | Milo Soup | 10 units of Water + 2 Soy Dope + 2 Tofu | Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops. |
| Файл:Stewedsoymeat.png | Stewed Soy Meat | 2 Soy Dope + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato | Like a steak dinner, only with less murder. |
| Файл:Stew.png | Stew | 10 units of Water + 1 Meat + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom. | The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold. |
| Файл:Coldstew.png | Cold Chili Stew | 1 Meat + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato | Ice, ice, baby! |
| Файл:Hotstew.png | Hot Chili Stew | 1 Meat + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato | Some like it hot, hot, HOT! |
| Файл:Wishsoup.png | Wish Soup | 20 Water | Make you wish the chef could cook. |
Seafood
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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| Файл:Carpsandwich.png | Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich | 5 Flour + 1 Carp Filet | Slightly toxic. |
| Файл:Cubancarp.png | Cuban Carp | 1 Carp Filet + 5 Flour + 1 Chilli Pepper | Slightly toxic, and very spicy. |
| Файл:Fishandchips.png | Fish & Chips | 1 Space Fries + 1 Carp meat | The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS) |
| Файл:Ffish.png | Fish Fingers | 10 Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Carp meat | Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS) |
Meat
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Meat Steak | 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat | Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...? |
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Sausage | 1 Faggot + 1 Meat | Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore. |
Salads
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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| Файл:Herbsalad.png | Herb Salad | 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple | What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man? |
| Файл:Aesirsalad.png | Aesir salad | 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple | Duuuuuuuuuude. |
| Файл:Validsalad.png | Valid Salad | 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 Faggot | Heals everyone! Not really |
Pies
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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| Файл:Pie.gif | Banana Cream Pie | 10 Flour + 1 Banana | Contains a moderate amount of banana essence. |
| Файл:Berryclafoutis.png | Berry Clafoutis | 10 Flour + 1 Berry | It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy! |
| Файл:Meatpies.png | Meatpies | 1 Meat + 10 Flour | Made of people, or not? |
| Файл:Meatpies.png | Tofu Pie | 1 Tofu + 10 Flour | Made of plants, or not? |
| Файл:Xpie.png | Xeno-pie | 1 Xeno-meat + 10 Flour | A delicious end to the xeno threat. |
| Файл:Applepie.png | Apple Pie | 10 Flour + 1 Apple | The traditional dessert. |
| Файл:Cherrypie.png | Cherry Pie | 1 Cherry + 10 Flour | "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan |
| Файл:Amapie.png | Amanita Pie | 5 Flour + 1 Amanita | Only slightly toxic, really! |
| Файл:Pumpkinpie.png | Pumpkin Pie | 1 Pumpkin + 5 Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units of Milk + 5 units of Sugar | Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious. |
| Файл:Plumppie.GIF | Plump Pie | 10 Flour + 1 Plump Helmet | Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine! |
| Файл:Gtart.png | Golden Apple Tart | 5 units of Milk + 5 units of Sugar + 1 Goldapple + 1 Egg + 15 Flour | Tastes like chaos! |
Cakes
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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| Файл:Regularcake.png | Vanilla Cake | 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 5 units Milk | Slicable and |
| Файл:Carrotcake.png | Carrot Cake | 15 Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 2 Carrots | Slicable. Heals minor eye damage. |
| Файл:Cheesecake.png | Cheese Cake | 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 5 units Milk + 2 Cheese Wedges | Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies. |
| Файл:Birthday.png | Birthday Cake | 15 Flour + 3 Egg + 1 Cake Hat + 5 units of Milk. | Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. |
| Файл:Applecake.png | Apple Cake | 5 units of Milk + 2 Apple + 15 Flour + 3 Egg | Sliceable. |
| Файл:Braincake.png | Brain Cake | 5 units of Milk + 1 Brain + 15 Flour + 3 Egg | Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains. |
| Файл:Orangecake.png | Orange Cake | 5 units of Milk + 2 Oranges + 15 Flour + 3 Egg | Sliceable. |
| Файл:Limecake.png | Lime Cake | 5 units of Milk + 2 Lime + 15 Flour + 3 Egg | Sliceable. |
| Файл:Lemoncake.png | Lemon Cake | 5 units of Milk + 2 Lemon + 15 Flour + 3 Egg | Sliceable. |
| Файл:Choccake.png | Chocolate Cake | 5 units of Milk + 2 Chocolate Bar + 15 Flour + 3 Egg | Sliceable. |
Side Dishes
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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| Файл:Cheesefries.png | Cheese Fries | 1 Stack of Space Fries + 1 Cheese Wedge | Tasty, tasty cheese fries. |
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Banana Phone | 1 Banana + 1 Radio + 5 units Psilocybin | MAY CAUSE HOMICIDAL URGES, NOT LIKE THAT IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. - Currently not in the game (Commented out of the code) |
| Файл:Cheesepmelet.png | Cheese Omelette | 2 Eggs + 2 Cheese Wedges | Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries. |
| Файл:Friedegg.png | Fried Egg | 1 Egg + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper | The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer. |
| Файл:Begg.png | Boiled Egg | 1 Egg + 5 units Water | Precracked, just eat! |
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Loaded Baked Potato | 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge | No bacon bits? |
| Файл:Popcorn.png | Popcorn | 1 Corn | Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage. |
| Файл:Donkpocket.png | Warm Donk Pocket | 5 Flour + 1 Faggot | Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do. |
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Hot Dog | 1 Breadslice + 1 Sausage + 5 units of Ketchup | Fresh footlong ready to go down on. |
| Файл:Benedict.png | Eggs benedict | 1 Fried Egg + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Bread Slice | There is only one egg on this, how rude. |
| Файл:Beans.png | Tin of Beans | 2 Soy Bean + 5 units of Ketchup | Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container. |
Pastries
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Файл:Donut.png | Donut | 5 Flour + 1 Egg | Security members recover morale quickly with these. |
| Файл:Jdonut1.gif | Jelly Donut | 5 Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units of Berry Juiceor Slime Jam or Cherry Jelly | Security members recover more morale with these. |
| Файл:Donut1.gif | Chaos Donuts | 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 Hot Sauce + 5 Cold Sauce | Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten. |
| Файл:Soylenvirdians.png | Soylent Green | 2 Human Meat + 15 Flour) | SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! |
| Файл:Soylenvirdians.png | Soylen Viridians | 15 Flour + 1 Soybean | SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS! |
| Файл:Waffles.png | Waffles | 10 Flour + 2 Eggs | Like pancakes with syrup traps. |
| Файл:Roffle.png | Roffle Waffles | 10 Flour + 2 Egg + 5 units of Psilocybin | Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps. |
| Файл:Chaw.png | Chawanmushi | 5 units of Water + 5 units of Soy Sauce + 2 Egg + 1 Chanterelle | Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme? |
| Файл:Fortunecookie.png | Fortune Cookie | 5 Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy | Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity. |
| Файл:Sugarcookie.png | Sugar Cookie | 5 Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units of Sugar | Just like your little sister used to make. |
| Файл:Muffin.png | Muffin | 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk | Muffin! |
| Файл:Berrymuffin.png | Berry Muffin | 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk + 1 Berry | A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries. |
| Файл:Booberrymuffin.png | Booberry Muffin | 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm | My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst! |
| Файл:Cracker.png | Cracker | 5 Flour + 1 Salt | Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!" |
| Файл:Pretzel.png | Poppy Pretzel | 1 Poppy Seed + 1 Egg + 5 Flour | Heals brute damage with opium! |
| Файл:Biscuit.png | Plump Biscuits | 5 Flour + 1 Plump Helmet | The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf. |
Sweets
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Файл:Chocegg.png | Chocolate Egg | 1 Egg + 1 Chocolate Bar | NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore. |
| Файл:Candiedapple.png | Candied Apple | 5 units of Water + 5 Sugar + 1 Apple | Happy |
Exotic
| Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes | |
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| Файл:Monkeydel.png | Monkey's Delight | 1 Monkeycube + 1 banana + 5 Flour + 1 Salt + 1 Pepper | EE EEE! | |
| Файл:Wingchu.png | Wing Fang Chu | 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs) | At least it wasn't the Head of Personnel's dog. | |
| Файл:Enchi.png | Enchiladas | 1 Meat + 2 Chili + 1 Corn | Spicy. | |
| Файл:Wrap.png | Egg Wrap | 1 Fried Egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units of Soysauce | The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket. | Файл:Kebab.png |
| Kebab | 2 Meat/Tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type!) | You get a metal rod back after eating. | ||
| Файл:Boiledcore.png | Boiled Slime Core | 1 Slime core + 5 Units of Water | Magically delicious~ Also poisonous. | |
| Файл:AmanitaJelly.gif | Amanita Jelly | 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Amanitas | It's evil, don't touch it! | |
| Файл:Duff.gif | Spacy Liberty Duff | 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps | The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS. | |
| Файл:Meatbun.png | Meat Bun | 5 units of Soysauce + 5 units of Flour + 1 Faggot + 1 Cabbage | Has the potential to not be Dog. |
Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing:
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.
Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the 
Grinder's other setting Juice.
| Picture | Blends | Condiments |
|---|---|---|
| Файл:Nutriment.png | Nutriment | Grind any solid food |
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Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil | Grind chilis |
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Cold Sauce/Frost Oil | Grind ice peppers |
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Ketchup | Grind tomatoes |
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Flour | Grind wheat |
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Soy Sauce | Mix 40 units Soy Milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid |
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Salt | Mix Sodium + Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe |
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Pepper | Grind pepper-mills in cafe |
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Moonshine | Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 Universal Enzyme |
| Файл:Cheesewheel.gif | Cheese Wheel | Mix 40 Milk + 5 Universal Enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese |
| Файл:Cheese Wedge.png | Cheese Wedge | Slice up a Cheese Wheel with a knife |
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Chocolate Bar | Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units Milk/Soy Milk + 2 units Sugar |
| Файл:Tofu.gif | Tofu | Mix 10 soymilk + 5 Universal Enzyme |
| Файл:Ginvodkaglass.gif | Vodka | Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Universal Enzyme |
| Файл:Kahluaglass.gif | Kahlua | Mix 5 coffee + 5 Sugar + 2 Universal Enzyme |
| Файл:Wineglass.gif | Wine | Mix 10 Berry Juice + 2 Universal Enzyme |
| Файл:Berryglass.gif | Berry Juice | Juice berries |
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Potato juice | Juice potatos |
| Файл:Orangeglass.gif | Orange Juice | Juice orange |
| Файл:Greenglass.gif | Lime Juice | Juice lime |
| Файл:Lemonglass.gif | Lemon Juice | Juice lemon |
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Watermelon Juice | Juice watermelon slices |
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Sugar | Grind white beet or sugar cane |
| Файл:Sprinkles.gif | Sprinkles | Grind donuts (Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force) |
Ingredients from Processor
Some items will go through the Файл:Processor.png Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.
| Picture | Processes | Condiments |
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| Файл:Faggot.png | Faggot | Process one slab of human or monkey meat |
| Файл:Slamjamspacekabam.png | Slime Jam | Process one slime Note: Eating this will kill you |
| Файл:Fries.png | Space Fries | Process one potato |
| Файл:Carrotfries.png | Carrot Fries | Process one carrot |
| Файл:Soydope.png | Soy Dope | Process one soybean |
| Файл:Spaghetti.png | Spaghetti | 5 Units of Flour in the microwave |
