the fucking wiki maintainer of TGMC since 1NOV2021; worse decision in tgmc history
I take care of xenomorph pages, smartgunner page, and this madness. Everything else, I kindly suggest the community to contribute their time and knowledge to update the wiki.
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The Captain of THEIR DOOM. A bait to CM player because CM whitelist. DO FUCKING BRIEFING IN THE BRIEFING ROOM!!!! "WHERE IS MY BRIEFING?! I WANT TO TALK TO MY MARINES!" Don't fix engine; get bitched at by medical and marines when autodoc has no power. Don't load OB; get bitched at by marines and SL for not loading OB. OB marines either way. Don't know what is a Tadpole is. Never check crew manifest. "WhAt Is OrBiTiNg?!" "I cAn'T cHaNgE oRbIt LeVeLs!!" "LiStEn To Me, MaRiNeS!" Don't communicate to marines; get bitched at by marines and Discord for being a shit captain. Flash, arrest, or mateba people for doing captain's job despite captain not doing their fucking job. Attempt to battlefield execute with mateba only to get disarmed and lose mateba. The lowkey chief of shitcurity. Get bwoink then jobban for deploying to planetside.
aThe Big Boy
Command Announcement: WHY DON'T YOU MARINES LISTEN TO ME!? I AM SO GREAT BECAUSE I AM CAPTAIN! I WILL USE MY FUCKING MATEBA TO PROVE MY POINT!
The embodiment of TGMC's spirituality: the unga dunga. The running synthetic with a gun. OB, CAS, railgun, and mortar marines to heal them. Achieve objectives. Flow with the unga. Get cash money for req. Order things that marines want and need. Used to be able to use SG until some fucking bitch ruined it for all. ARE YOU ENTERTAINED, ELSA?! ARE YOU FUCKING ENTERTAINED YET WITH YOUR LIEUTENANT COLONAL RANK AT THE COST OF FC SG?! ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?! Superior than captain; in fact, FC is the de facto captain. Love their beret; always try to petition to not get decap with beret on. finally have no_decap flag for beret. Can't make medals. Type in ...badFC in Discord to see a shit FC.
Literally captain with no Mateba, but they don't need it since they are trigger happy with OB. Gloried cheerleader. Yelled at by marines to do req. Suffers in CIC alone waiting for captain to wake up.
aLieutenant Commander
just overwatch until they realize they can go to planetside
HE LEFT HIS HOME TO JOIN THE AIR FORCE. WHEN HE GOT DEPLOYED, HE MET THE MARINES. HE ASKED, "Where is the AC?" THEN THE MARINES LAUGHED. Remembered why they get jumped by SG mains during round start in Pillar of Spring; we don't talk about it. Don't put sentries on Alamo. Use all the sentries for Alamo when tadpole is in use. Forget to deploy sentries when in planetside. Think that coolage attachment is useful. "WhErE aRe ThE cOoLeRs FoR aLaMo?" Don't print out surgery table for MO doing Alamo surgery; in fact, put the medevac attachment in Alamo INSTEAD of a surgery table. Launch Alamo or Condor before engineers make FOB with drone. "WhErE iS tHe NoRmAnDy?!" Don't know what a tadpole is. Launch tadpole without Bluespace export mining upgrade. Don't check for tadpole supplies. Gib marines or destroy cade when landing tadpole. Get replaced by synthetic for tadpole. Fuck up evac with Alamo and tadpole by not lifting off in time. Change landing zone for tadpole to a place with barely any fucking miners. Cycle Alamo to the wrong LZ. Cycle without telling marines. Periods between cycle takes too long, making marines wait. Lockdown marines in Alamo EVEN IN SHIPSIDE! Yell at marines to get CAS flares, only to FF with Condor. WARTHOG, MARCH! Laugh at the days when he can refill Condor in midflight.
Don't exist in TGMC because no tank despite having the choice to choose the job in character setup. Never spawn. Cries. Almost had tank back, but tank bad.
aMY ARMOR IS MY RANK
plays Sabaton's Ghost Division
Military Police DEMONS THAT HAVE BEEN BANISHED BACK TO HELL
!!!! Tase marines for trying to FUCK WITH THE LAW!!!! Flash or stunbaton them when they are in CQC distance or in EORD. Being shitcurity as usual. Don't exist for being utterly useless and a bitch to deal with when new players grief marines.
Think that fixing engine is a waste of time, so never fix it. Assume that OB is loaded, and never ask what OB should be loaded. Don't do req when RO cryo, then get bored and cryo despite chairs and tables haven't been deconstructed. Fuck off of shipside and make autism FOB. Secretly the superior RO.
Buy B18 and Mateba for himself. Work with researcher to get as much fucking money as possible. Deny valk orders. Don't give marines their Jaegar mods. Don't buy spec weapons in late game despite having 1,000 points. Ignore PO's request to get more points for CAS since RO assumes they can't help with CAS. Work on cardio by running to CIC and pressing buttons for supply beacon. "WhAt Is A bLuEsPaCe?" Send down ARSR belt with stuff still in crates, including the bluespace export. Yells at marines for not selling xenos even when RO have not given marines bluespace export. Spite marines by sending bluespace export to somewhere else other than FOB, then wonders why there is not much req points to spend. Get yelled at by marines as to why supplies are taking too long to reach to planetside yet beacons are on. "WHERE ARE THE FUCKING SUPPLY BEACONS?!" Tase marines when entering his sacred space in req. Get disarmed and lose tase forever. Hate getting yelled at for getting ammo, especially THEM SMARTGUNNERS!
Fuck about in ship, cryo or SSD when needed the most. Discount CSE that is still way better than being a RO. Engineer without a life's purpose. Wish they were in CM to have the bar be relevant.
The true job for Alamo surgery. Have access to third surgery kit in Pillar of Spring. Big dicc energy MO that can set red alert, SD, and ERT in CIC. Enjoy their command radio headset and the fact that marines don't break into their office anymore.
Planetside medicine powercreep makes MO shit. Can't do surgery, so autodoc. Use autodoc too much, so medbay APC runs out of power. Too fucking bored since CMO took Alamo surgery. Don't know that cryotube exist. Don't clean gloves after surgery, so marine gets infection. Feeds marine pills during surgery, so marine gets infection. Takes too long during surgery, so marine get infection. Don't know about infection, so marines necro. Barely use blood packs when marines are in low blood.
Scalpe xenomorphs to get MORE MONEY and RARE LOOT! Always go planetside since making chem all round long is boring af. Squad medic 2.0 but without tweezers. RO's boyfriend. Would suck off RO to get bluespace.
Don't set supply beacon down. OB, railgun, CAS, and mortar the FOB. Then proceed to never using tac binos ever again; also never give tac binos to anyone when SSD or cryo. Die to overextending in push since didn't wait for marines to catch up. Never use orders. Might be old enough to be GAYery seargent.
Act as THE NEXT UNGA THING to the Squad Leader. Cry when a xeno melts your toys because you got too aggressive and did not use a fucking belt harness. Wear B-18, the better version of Jaegar exo + valkyrie. Use T-100 to instill fear into xenos; Windhealer's weapon. Have no mini-scope for SADAR. tx-8 being the hidden meta of spec weapons. When removed from role spawn, indirectly buff marines by letting buy 100 miniguns and 100 SADARs. Grenade launcher is now free.
Elsa's job. don't @ her. Superior aim mode since the very beginning of DMCA TGMC. Yells at req for more SG ammo, yet still hog all the spawn SG drums in round start. Antenna Jaegar mod to get SG ammo and not have to hold supply beacon everywhere they go. Hug supply beacon. Waste all SG drums on not killing xenomorphs. WASTE ALL THE T-25 MAGS TO SHOOT AT NOTHING!! Throw away T-29 for T-25 to disregard the fundamental role of SG for a superior purpose: unga. Don't use mag harness OR belt harness. People steal NVG and job since meson is ded https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/7307 Use baldur or surt (flamer smartgunner gets bullied by vet players). Go chad mode with jetpack. Low key T-42 LMG with more sunder. Wish can turn off IFF for the memes.
"WhAt iS fOb DrOnE?", then avoid building FOB with drone. "hOw To FiX aPc?", then avoid Crash gamemode. Never have enough fucking supplies in round start to build more. THE FOB MUST GROW! Go unga instead of maintaining FOB or cades. Forgot to barricade the meltable reinforced walls. Don't know how to upgrade miner. DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX MINER! Would rather push with marines instead of maintaining miner near tadpole. Bitch about not getting supplies when haven't fixed and used miners nearby. Blind oneself with blowtorch. Don't make razorsharp obstacles to protect sentry from crusher. Can't figure out how to use PACMAN for e-razor. Ponder why they choose this job.
Use bica OD like a fucking CM player. Friendship with peri+ and QC+ ends after cloneloss addition. Thinks about stuffing all marines with Russian Red. Xeno: HOW CAN YOU RECOVER BLOOD SO FAST!? Corpsman: NANOBLOOD, SON! "MaKe Me ImIaKlY" or forget to have imialky FROM THEIR FUCKING SQUAD CORPSMAN PREP ROOM. "MARINES TOOK ALL OF THE TRI PILL BOTTLES!", but never realize that in the squad corpsman prep they have tri pill bottles stocked. Break into chem room to make special chem for themselves. "I dOn'T kNoW hOw To GeT QC+ aNd PERI+" Forgot to link medevac roller to medevac beacon. Yell for MeraDerm when there is no larva juice around, only to use MeraDerm for only oneself. Always near crit. Use a medical rig and don't fill it up with ammo. Corpsman with ACTUAL NEURONS watch github as JPR make more chems and read chem wiki page that lovegreenstuff maintain since the beginning of the freaking universe. FUCKING HATE MAGMOOR!
For players that want to be a robot but can't afford to buy a fur suit that is the Iron man suit. Wish Bimmer gives approval of cool sprites. 'ate meds, 'ate burnin', 'ate kits, luv soldering iron, luv engineering job, luv steel
Open fucking doors. Hate it when marines don't listen to its protips. MAKE LOUD ANNOUNCEMENT WITH TACTICAL SUGGESTIONS. Bolt airlocks to cuck xenomorphs before they crash Alamo to shipside (assuming xenos want to get a xeno major). Discount CIC job. Thought that the job is as exciting as SS13 AI.
The Mosin Nagant, a bolt action rifle form a bygone age, still used today by dedicated snipers due to it's high caliber, being capable of sending both xeno and human targets into crit with a couple of shots. Its bolt action design comes with the usual drawbacks, slow rate of fire and the finicky reload process, along with a limited magazine capacity. Holds 5 rounds in the internal magazine plus 1 in the chamber, the bolt can be cycled with unique-action . Comes with a rail scope.
Used as a close quarters tool when someone wants something more suited for close range than most people, or as an odd sidearm on your back for emergencies. Uses 12 gauge shells. Must be pumped after each shot using Unique Action.
The T-39 is the middleground between the T-35's ability to use buckshot and a tube magazine and the TX-15's semi-automatic fire. Slower rate of fire than the TX-15, but can load buckshot and doesn't require manual chambering of each shell. Comes with all the advantages and disadvantages of having to load individual shells. Does 30% less damage.
Another iteration of the ZX series of firearms, taking over the SX as the semi-automatic shotgun provided to the TGMC. Compared to the SX, this Shotgun is rifled, and loads primarily longer ranged munitions, being incompatible with buckshot shells. Takes 12-round 16 gauge magazines.
A nine-round pump action shotgun. A sporterized version of a classic shotgun used for hunting, home defense and police work, modified and used by Nanotrasen security. Holds 8 shells in the magazine, plus 1 in the chamber.
A double barreled shotgun of archaic, but sturdy design used by the TGMC. Due to balancing reports of barrel bursting, the ability to fire both barrels has been disabled. Uses 12 gauge shells, but can only hold 2 at a time. Come in its M276 pattern holster rig by default.
High rate of fire with a magazine to pair with, all in a compact package. The T-90 offers great performance in CQC or reconissance operations; also ideal for supporting roles looking for a weapon to fall back upon in case of an ambush as it can be weilded near instantly.
The TP-14, produced by Terran Armories. A reliable sidearm that loads 9mm Parabellum. Capable of mounting a limited amount of attachments, while sporting only semi-auto, its rate of fire is only limited by how quickly you can pull the trigger.
The T-19 machinepistol is known for it's ability to be one of the few automatic firearms functional in one handed operation. It's compact size gives those that do not have the space to spare the ability to go without being unarmed.
The TP-23 is similar to it's 9mm cousin, however in .45 ACP. This mainly translates to lower magazine capacity but better damage. Has a built-in, irremovable laser sight.
A powerful sidearm issued mainly to Nanotrasen private contractors, but issued to the TGMC in small numbers, based on the original VP70 more than a century ago. Fires 9mm armor piercing rounds and is capable of 3-round burst or automatic fire.
Produced by Terran Armories. A sturdy and hard hitting firearm that loads .44 Magnum rounds. Holds 7 rounds in the cylinder. Due to the nature of the weapon, it’s rate of fire doesn’t quite match the output of other guns, but does hit much harder.
The TP-17, a tiny pistol used by the TGMC as an emergency handgun meant to be stored about anywhere. Fits in boots. You can chamber a bullet then load a mag for extra capacity.
The TL-84 flamethrower is the current standard issue flamethrower of the TGMC, and is used for area control and urban combat. Has hydro cannon mounted underneath to put out your fires and friendlies that walked into your fire (their fault, naturally). Uses large flamethrower cans to fuel itself.
The T-160 recoilless rifle is a long range explosive ordnance device used by the TGMC used to fire explosive shells at far distances. Uses a variety of 67mm shells designed for various purposes. Definitely, not an RPG, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
The T-70 is the standard grenade launcher used by the TerraGov Marine Corps for area denial and big explosions. Fired rounds DO NOT PASS THROUGH FRIENDLIES OR ENEMIES. The rotary cylinder holds 6 rounds.
A lightweight, single-shot grenade launcher used by the TerraGov Marine Corps for area denial and traumatising allies. Fired rounds DO NOT PASS THROUGH FRIENDLIES OR ENEMIES.
A metal gauntlet with a energy-powered fist to throw back enemies. Altclick to clamp it around your hand, use it to change power settings and screwdriver to pop out the cell. Has 3 power settings.
A heavy shield adept at blocking blunt or sharp objects from connecting with the shield wielder. Looks very robust. Alt click to tighten the strap. Weld it to repair it.
A six barreled rotary machine gun, The ultimate in man-portable firepower, capable of laying down high velocity armor piercing rounds this thing will no doubt pack a punch. Must go through a short "spin up" period before firing.
The T-81 is the TerraGov Marine Corps's automatic sniper rifle. It is rather well-known for it's night vision scope and IFF ammo, it however lacks a burst fire mode. It is mostly used by people who keep shooting their buddies in the back with a full power rifle round.
The T-152 is the primary anti-armor weapon of the TGMC. Used to take out light-tanks and enemy structures, the T-152 rocket launcher is a dangerous weapon with a variety of combat uses. Uses actual rockets rather than the T-160's recoilless shells, making it more powerful.
The TL-24 is the rather rare autorevolver used by the TGMC issued in rather small numbers to backline personnel and officers. It uses recoil to spin the cylinder. Uses heavy .454 rounds. Orderable from Requisitions.
An older design of the pulse rifle made by Pulse Industries. A rather unknown weapon of its time. It invented the use of electronic firing in the modern era though. Comes with a removable 2-shot underslung grenade launcher. Uses 10x24mm caseless ammunition.
The M412 rifle is a Pulse Industries rifle, billed as a pulse rifle due to its use of electronic firing for faster velocity. A rather common sight in most systems. Uses 10x24mm caseless ammunition.
use frenzy for combat drone. need weed 4 speed. use larva accelerator to purge meds. spend time combat droning and not weeding the entire fucking planet. don't use healing phenomone, or forget to use them at all, when resting. don't heal other benos. Blood feud with flamethrower. Evolves from the Primorial larba; evolves into cancer Carrier, resin wall hugger Hivelord, Bitchmind, psychic drone, or thiccy mommy milky drone.
Try to tank, dies. Realize that Crest Defense makes you live long enough to survive dense marine firing lanes. Fortify for the big brain players, then they can laugh and eat SADAR, CAS, and OB for days. The only xenomorph that use their tail and heal their own sunder. Remember when it can deflect bullets. Evolves from NOODLE LARBA; evolves into The best stand, Warrior.
"CaP tHe MaRiNe!" xeno that was left behind with the capture gameplay, arise to stun lock marines with stamina crit now purge marines out of their premed with neurotoxin. Mouth full of neurotoxin. Boiler lite with neurotoxin cloud. Blood feud with hypervene and water. Evolves from the sleeping Larva; evolves into acid Spit, leaving behind the neurotoxin.
aha ha marine go horizontal with spits
Panther
The rouny that was not the rouny. Made for capture gameplay, but both it and capture gameplay went to the shadow realm. Disarm the heck out of marines if disarm in TGMC exists. Can't sue TGMC wiki because of this PR that is licensed under CC-BY-NC-SA 3.0 (so fuck off, drawsstuff): https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/3877
Unchained when capture gameplay is no more. Use facehuggers to fuck marines to death by stun lock. Enjoy the sounds of marines getting face rape. Make traps that marines still haven't learn how to counter 100% of the time. Love it when marines walk on top of resin traps that are hidden by objects. The true vietnam caste. NOW A GRENADER WITH DIFFERENT TYPES OF HUGGER! Neurotoxin hugger used to inject 18u of neurotoxin. Has so much bugs, bug fixes, and fixes broken compared to any xenomorphs. MARINES HATE THIS CASTE! Evolves from the chad Drone.
THICC DRONE, FITTING FOR THE MASTER OF RESIN! ASS SO FAST THAT IT CAN MATCH ROUNY! Use resin wall to cuck sentry and laugh at engineers. Sticky spit to hide level 5 acid wells. Try to combat hivelord and die because they forgot to turn on resin walker. Infusion is Kamehameha and instant click. Silolord. Make acid turrets to robust marines. Hide spawning pools behind thousand of resin walls. Evolves from the smol hivelord.
Beloved by vet xeno players . ORA ORA ORA the marines. Make marines fear warrior when it is in sight. Wombo combo marines into lava or hive, whichever is closest. Agility mode 90% of the time. Always use keybinds. Super fucking sweaty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7BIuUoZuT0 . Sentries sweat when seeing a warrior with punch ready. Remembered the day that they could rip off limbs like in CM. Evolved from tonk boi; evolves into 360 NO SCOPE CROOSHER when the warrior feels like making engineers cry.
Laugh at the fact that it has two stuns. The only xeno with walking animations. Break right arm with just 5 slashes because marine decides to duel. Curious when it will have Surreal's buff. Evolves from old rouny; evolves into DOOM RAV.
MARINES HATE TELEPORTING BENO! "HIVEMIND! WE MUST TRAVEL BACK TO THE FUTURE!" Love being in Alamo cockpit. Autodoc marines' foreign objects by accident; really just send the foreign objects to the SHADOW REALM!!!! "daddy surreal, why do people hate me?" The space faring caste that love going to space. Get blamed instead for map issues. Evolves from IS THAT A ROUNY?!.
why not? Evolves from LITTLE EVASION BITCH; evolves into Gets killed charging cades all the time numbskull. Remember and cry when gore was unbelievably strong. Get ventilated by buckshot when you inevitably do a stupid charge. Complain to the Hivelord why he's building defenses in your charging lane. Get killed during final marine push on hive because you suck at anything but charging.
Make marine puke nonstop. interior designer for FOB to make it into the vomitorium. Is really hunter+. Only remembered in Git and by players who keep getting fucked by Afflictor: (https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5002) "REFACTORed" as deflier
The "better" Spitter. Love making marines go horizontal by faceplanting their acid cone. Is one step away from HvH due to the fact that it just shoots. Simple and clean. Evolves from next prae.
Fling marines from barricade. Love the fact that it is not MOBA crusher from CM. Can solo cades until razorsharp. Man handle sentry. Love the fact that help intent prevent bodyblock from marine. Secretly know how to one shot reinforced walls. Blood feud with engineers. Evolves from Ultimate MMA beno or bitch bull
Darth Vader + Doom guy. Turn on Doom OST in the background. May have a heavier and slower ass compared to Hunter, but make up for it by making Luke Skywalker references. Has a collection of right arms. Too angry to die with Endure. Hate it when the stuns don't land. Waiting for the day that Surreal's rav rage PR to come. Evolves from Hunter that also have two stuns.
The OG farter. The only sniper in the hivemind. Remember when it was countered by snipers. Glow in the dark with hivemind. Look at crusher's kit and cry. Blood feud with CAS and OB. Evolves from Spitter.
Rape marines. Really from LifeWeb or some ERP server that enables rape. Red-pilled carrier. Is so flexible that it can vent crawl. Fart a lot. Thiccer afflictor. Once had neuroclaws that made marines cry in pain, and now have new claws from ded afflictor. Evolves from CBT Carrier and Resin Nomad.
Lead the hive with yelling "SCREECHING!! REEEEEEE!!". Bigger drone but not as thicc as hivelord. Remember when it has halloss for screech instead of stamina damage. Spam Word of the Queen because they can. Tacticool by slashing and spitting. Laugh at the very concept of ovi queen. Always waiting to be Ancient Empress, but still die by the unga. Miss the days when Tail Sweep was for self-defense. Evolves from princess Anna or drone; there can only be one Queen TO RULE THEM ALL, AND IN THE DARKNESS BINDS THEM.
You heal benos but get cucked by unweeded areas. The xeno with the highest health points. Cry about Hathkar not completing Psychic Beacon. Evolves from Drone; there can only be one Hivemind per hive.
The Chad manifested Underwhelming, not worthy of king. Gravity Crush marines behind walls. Gravity Crush is secretly heavy_explosive. Shed a tear in remembrance of 5x5 gravity crush. Screech will literally make you wish you get screech by Queen. Literally have three AOE abilities. Screecher.dmi Evolves from over 9000+ psychic points and get taken over by a random ghost.
Vampire tanky and thicc beno. Will suck for health. Like to blood donate. "What is a marine? A miserable little pile of unga. But enough talk... Have at you!" Check PR for its progress! https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5271 Evolves from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
aWHY WON'T YOU DIE?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE 600 HEALTH AT YOUNG?!
CIMEX
IN DEVELOPMENTAL HELL FOR 2 YEARS; SHUT UP ABOUT IT