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(Set the two last tables aligned to center so they won't get mixed up with microwave recipes.)
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(Fucked up converting the foods which had white background, made em .png, even though they were .gif, so changing them to .png now cos they're not even animated.)
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| Ali-yum!
| Ali-yum!
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![[File:Metriodburger.gif|45px]]
![[File:Metriodburger.png|45px]]
!Slime Burger
!Slime Burger
| 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam
| 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam
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| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
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![[File:Twobread.gif|50px]]
![[File:Twobread.png|50px]]
!Two Bread
!Two Bread
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
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| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
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![[File:Spesslaw.gif|50px]]
![[File:Spesslaw.png|50px]]
!Spesslaw
!Spesslaw
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
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| What, no crackers?
| What, no crackers?
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|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|50px]]
!Blood Soup
!Blood Soup
| 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes.
| 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes.
| They ''may'' think you're the [[Chef|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
| They ''may'' think you're the [[Chef|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
|-
![[File:Metriodsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Metriodsoup.png|50px]]
!Slime Soup
!Slime Soup
| 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam.
| 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam.
| Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
| Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Clownsoup.png|50px]]
!Clown's Tears
!Clown's Tears
| 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore.
| 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore.
| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
|-
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|50px]]
!Mystery Soup
!Mystery Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese.
| 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese.
| This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.  
| This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.  
|-
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|50px]]
!Mushroom Soup
!Mushroom Soup
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
| The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
| The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Beetsoup.png|50px]]
!Beet Soup
!Beet Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage
| 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage
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| Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
| Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.gif|50px]]
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|50px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
!Stewed Soy Meat
| 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
| 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
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| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
|-
![[File:Ffish.gif|50px]]
![[File:Ffish.png|50px]]
!Fish Fingers
!Fish Fingers
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat
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| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
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![[File:Sausage.gif|50px]]
![[File:Sausage.png|50px]]
!Sausage
!Sausage
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
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|-
![[File:Herbsalad.gif|50px]]
![[File:Herbsalad.png|50px]]
!Herb Salad
!Herb Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple
| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.gif|50px]]
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|50px]]
!Aesir salad
!Aesir salad
| 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple
| 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple
| Duuuuuuuuuude.
| Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
|-
![[File:Validsalad.gif|50px]]
![[File:Validsalad.png|50px]]
!Valid Salad
!Valid Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
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| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
|-
|-
![[File:Gtart.gif|50px]]
![[File:Gtart.png|50px]]
!Golden Apple Tart
!Golden Apple Tart
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour
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| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
|-
![[File:Orangecake.gif|50px]]
![[File:Orangecake.png|50px]]
!Orange Cake
!Orange Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:Limecake.gif|50px]]
![[File:Limecake.png|50px]]
!Lime Cake
!Lime Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
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|-
![[File:Lemoncake.gif|50px]]
![[File:Lemoncake.png|50px]]
!Lemon Cake
!Lemon Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
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|-
![[File:Choccake.gif|50px]]
![[File:Choccake.png|50px]]
!Chocolate Cake
!Chocolate Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
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| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
|-
![[File:Chaw.gif|50px]]
![[File:Chaw.png|50px]]
!Chawanmushi
!Chawanmushi
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
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| Heals brute damage with opium!
| Heals brute damage with opium!
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|-
![[File:Biscuit.gif|50px]]
![[File:Biscuit.png|50px]]
!Plump Biscuits
!Plump Biscuits
| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
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![[File:Chocegg.gif|50px]]
![[File:Chocegg.png|50px]]
!Chocolate Egg
!Chocolate Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
| 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
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| Grind Pepper-mills in cafe.
| Grind Pepper-mills in cafe.
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![[File:Moonshine.PNG|50px]]
![[File:Moonshine.png|50px]]
!Moonshine
!Moonshine
| Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
| Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.

Версия от 10:07, 25 октября 2013

Fullness

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Starvation

Файл:Food1.pngФайл:Food2.pngФайл:Food3.pngФайл:Food4.pngФайл:Food5.png
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

Drinks

IMPORTANT:
Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units of the mixer and 50 units of the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!


Picture Cocktail Ingredients
Acid Spit 5 units Wine, 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
Aloe 1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
Amasec 1 unit Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
Andalusia 1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
Anti-Freeze 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
Atomic Bomb 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
B-52 1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
Bahama Mama 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
Banana Honk 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
Barefoot 1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
Beepsky Smash 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
Файл:Bilkglass.gif Bilk 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
Black Russian 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
Bloody Mary 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
Booger 1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
Brave Bull 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
Changeling Sting 1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Orange Juice, 1 unit Vodka
Classic Martini 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
Coffee Latte 1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
Cuba Libre 2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
Demons Blood 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
Devil's Kiss 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
Driest Martini 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
Erika Surprise 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
Gin Fizz 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
Gin and Tonic 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
Goldschlager 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
Grog 1 part Water, 1 part Rum
Hippie's Delight 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
Файл:Hoochglass.gif Hooch 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
Iced Beer 5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice or 10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil
Iced Coffee 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
Iced Tea 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
Irish Car Bomb 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
Irish Coffee 2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
Irish Cream 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
Manhattan 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
Manhattan Project 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
Margarita 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
Mead 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
Nuka Cola 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
Neurotoxin 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
Patron 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
Red Mead 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
Sbiten 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
Screwdriver 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
Silencer 1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part Sugar
Singulo 5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
Snow White 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
Soy Latte 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
Syndicate Bomb 1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
Tequilla Sunrise 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
The Doctor's Delight 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine
The Manly Dorf 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
Файл:Orangeglass.gif Thirteen Loko 1 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Coffee
Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
Toxins Special 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
Файл:VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
Vodka and Tonic 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
Whiskey Cola 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
Whiskey Soda 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
White Russian 1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream


Microwave Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Burger 5 Flour, 1 Meat If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
Brain Burger 5 Flour, 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
Clown Burger 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mime Burger 1 Mime Mask, 5 Flour Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofu Burger 5 Flour, 1 Tofu Melts your face!
Spell Burger 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Ошибка создания миниатюры: /bin/bash: line 1: /usr/bin/convert: No such file or directory Error code: 127 Xenoburger 5 Flour, 1 Xeno-meat Ali-yum!
Файл:Metriodburger.png Slime Burger 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam My insides are burning!
Файл:Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm Terror-ifficly tasty.
Big Bite Burger 3 Meat, 5 Flour Forget the Big Mac.
Super Bite Burger 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Bread 15 Flour Sliceable.
Meatbread 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Tofu-Bread 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour Sliceable.
Xeno-bread 3 Xeno-meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Banana-nut Bread 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Cream Cheese Bread 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Baguette 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper. The mimes favorite.
Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toasted Sandwich 1 Sandwich What was that, Sandwich? Kill them all.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Файл:Metroidtoast.png Slime Toast 5 Units of Slime Jam, 1 Bread Slice As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Two Bread 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine Classy.
Jelly Sandwich 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly, 2 Breadslice In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Margherita Pizza 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Mushroom Pizza 10 Flour + 5 any Mushrooms Sliceable.
Meat Pizza 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Vegetable Pizza 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato Sliceable.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Файл:Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti Mama Mia!
Файл:Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Файл:Copypasta.gif Copypasta 2 Tomato Pasta Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Файл:Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot. That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Файл:Spesslaw.png Spesslaw 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot. Lawyer's choice!
Файл:Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant Clogs your arteries, healthily!

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Файл:Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Файл:Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato Contains trace amounts of sulpheric acid.
Файл:Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato Force feed the Botanists this.
Файл:Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes. What, no crackers?
Файл:Bloodsoup.png Blood Soup 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes. They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
Файл:Metriodsoup.png Slime Soup 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam. Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Файл:Clownsoup.png Clown's Tears 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore. Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
Файл:Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese. This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Файл:Mushroomsoup.png Mushroom Soup 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle. The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Файл:Beetsoup.png Beet Soup 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Файл:Milo.png Milo Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Файл:Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Файл:Stew.png Stew 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom. The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Файл:Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato Ice, ice, baby!
Файл:Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Файл:Wishsoup.png Wish Soup 20 Water Make you wish the chef could cook.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Файл:Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet Slightly toxic.
Файл:Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Файл:Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips 1 Fries, 1 Carp meat. The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Файл:Ffish.png Fish Fingers 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meat Steak 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
Sausage 1 Faggot, 1 Meat Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Файл:Herbsalad.png Herb Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Файл:Aesirsalad.png Aesir salad 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple Duuuuuuuuuude.
Файл:Validsalad.png Valid Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot Heals everyone! Not really

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Файл:Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie 10 Flour, 1 Banana Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Файл:Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis 10 Flour, 1 Berry It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Файл:Meatpies.png Meatpies 1 Meat, 10 Flour Made of people, or not?
Файл:Meatpies.png Tofu Pie 1 tofu, 10 Flour Made of plants, or not?
Файл:Xpie.png Xeno-pie 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Файл:Applepie.png Apple Pie 10 Flour, 1 Apple The traditional dessert.
Файл:Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie 1 Cherry, 10 Flour "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Файл:Amapie.png Amanita Pie 5 Flour, 1 Amanita Only slightly toxic, really!
Файл:Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
Файл:Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
Файл:Gtart.png Golden Apple Tart 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour Tastes like chaos!

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Файл:Regularcake.png Vanilla Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk Slicable and boring vanilla flavored.
Файл:Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
Файл:Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Файл:Birthday.png Birthday Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk. Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
Файл:Applecake.png Apple Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Файл:Braincake.png Brain Cake 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
Файл:Orangecake.png Orange Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Файл:Limecake.png Lime Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Файл:Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Файл:Choccake.png Chocolate Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Файл:Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Banana Phone 1 Banana, 1 Radio, 5 units Psilocybin MAY CAUSE HOMICIDAL URGES, NOT LIKE THAT IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. - Currently not in the game (Commented out of the code)
Файл:Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelette 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Файл:Friedegg.png Fried Egg 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Файл:Begg.png Boiled Egg 1 Egg, 5 units Water Precracked, just eat!
Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge No bacon bits?
Файл:Popcorn.png Popcorn 1 Corn Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
Файл:Donkpocket.png Warm Donk Pocket 5 Flour + 1 Faggot Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Файл:Donut.png Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Файл:Jdonut1.gif Jelly Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices Security members recover more morale with these.
Файл:Donut1.gif Chaos Donuts 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 Hot Sauce, 5 Cold Sauce Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Файл:Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green 2 Human Meat + 15 Flour) SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Файл:Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians 15 Flour, 1 Soybean SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Файл:Waffles.png Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Eggs Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Файл:Roffle.png Roffle Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin. Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Файл:Chaw.png Chawanmushi 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Файл:Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Файл:Muffins.png Muffins 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk Muffins!
Файл:Cracker.png Cracker 5 Flour, 1 Salt Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Файл:Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour Heals brute damage with opium!
Файл:Biscuit.png Plump Biscuits 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Файл:Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Файл:Candiedapple.png Candied Apple 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple Happy Halloween generic shift!

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Файл:Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper. EE EEE!
Файл:Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs) At least it wasn't the Head of Personnel's dog.
Файл:Enchi.png Enchiladas 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn. Spicy.
Файл:Kebab.png Kebab 2 Meat (Human or Monkey)/tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type) You get a metal rod back after eating.
Файл:Boiledcore.png Boiled Slime Core 1 Slime core, 5 Units of Water Magically delicious~ Also poisonous.
Файл:AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas It's evil, don't touch it!
Файл:Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.

Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing:

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinders other setting Juice.

Picture Blends Condiments
Файл:Nutriment.png Nutriment Grind any solid food.
Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Grind chillies.
Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Grind ice peppers.
Ketchup Grind tomatoes.
Flour Grind wheat.
Soy Sauce Mix 40ml Soy Milk and 10ml Sulphuric Acid for 50ml Soy Sauce
Salt Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), Salt-shakers in cafe.
Pepper Grind Pepper-mills in cafe.
Moonshine Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
Файл:Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar. End result will magically pop out a chocolate bar.
Файл:Tofu.gif Tofu Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
Файл:Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Enzyme
Файл:Kahluaglass.gif Kahlua Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 2 Enzyme
Файл:Wineglass.gif Wine Mix 10 berry juice and 2 universal enzyme.
Файл:Berryglass.gif Berry Juice Juice berries.
Potato juice Juice potatos.
Файл:Orangeglass.gif Orange Juice Juice Orange.
Файл:Greenglass.gif Lime Juice Juice Lime.
Файл:Lemonglass.gif Lemon Juice Juice Lemon.
Watermelon Juice Juice watermelon slices.
Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane.
Файл:Sprinkles.gif Sprinkles Grind donuts. (Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.)


Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Picture Processes Condiments
Файл:Faggot.png Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
Файл:Slamjamspacekabam.png Slime Jam Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
Файл:Fries.png Space Fries Process one potato.
Файл:Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Файл:Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soybean.
Файл:Spaghetti.png Spaghetti 5 Units of flour in the microwave.
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