Редактирование: Ian

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|jobtitle = Ian
|access = None
|additional = Whatever access your master gives you
|difficulty = Impossible
|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]
|duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would
|guides = [[Chain of Command]]
|quote = Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.
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==ВСЁ, ЧТО МОЖНО НА НЕГО НАДЕТЬ==
* На голову:
** Шлем СБ (тот, в котором они появляются)
** Солнечные очки
** Повязка на глаза
** Шапка капитана
** Шапка ГП
** Цилиндр
** Кошачьи ушки
** Маска клоуна (хонк)
** Шляпа шерифа (возможно не существует, есть в файлах)
** Шапка детектива
** Сомбреро (обычное)
** Шапка медсестры (посадите в приёмную меда рядом с интеркомом на частоту меда)
*** С тем, что на некоторых картах мед рядом с кухней, это не лучшая идея...
** Береты (кроме СБ, ГСБ, Горцев, мима)
** Шляпы пиратов
** Шляпы магов(Можно поддельную)
** Шапка Санты (Тяф Тяф Гав!)
** Ушки кролика
** Ушанка (уши ушанки можно в обоих вариантах.)
** Колпак шефа (Кость аппетит! (непереводимый каламбур про bon и bone))
** Рабочие каски - инженерные и СИ
** Простыня (слишкомстрашно)
** Полицейская шляпа Вардена
** Бумага / Бумажная шляпа / Праздничная бумажная шляпа
** Кепка карго
** Шлем картонного борга
** Шапка оленя (щитспавн предмет)
** Шапка-торт
** Шарфы
** Вырезанная тыква/блампкин
* На спину:
** Бронежилеты: СБ, Морпех, Лазутчик, кираса
** Радио (<strike>надоедайте </strike> дайте экипажу немного милоты, транслируя каждый звук Иана на всю станцию.)
** Синий кислородный баллон (большой)
** Огнетушитель
** Костюм картонного киборга (Гав буп. Бип гав.)
** Костюм корги
** Аплинк

==Things Ian can do!==
Ian can now be given commands! To make Ian your best friend just pet him a lot, in the future to will be changed to feeding and playing but for now just petting. After a set amount of petting you can give Ian various commands, commands include:

*Fetch: Ian fetches an object after the player gives this command and points to a object
*Sic: Ian will attack whatever you pointed to to attack, though having a Welsh Corgi sicced on you isn't as bad as some would think, the little bugger can do some damage!
*heel: Ian will stay in place on your command, good for restricting movement in a bad situation.
==Lisa==
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the [[Chef]] and murdered by [[assistant]]s.

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