Редактирование: Bar

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 |contents=A [[Piano|piano]], Booze-O-Mat, four tables for four customers each, slot machines, an arcade and a cigarette vendor.
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<font size="4">'''[[Guide_to_drinks|For the Guide to Drinks, click here.]]'''<font size="2">

Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!

===Bar===
The bar is located on the eastern side (starboard corridor) of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey (rip deempisi) and the [[Bartender]]. Seating is plentiful. So are distractions like arcade and slot machines. That russian revolver may look enticing, but beware: it is a giant noob trap, it comes with all 6 rounds loaded at once. Make sure to unload it and load just one before playing.

The bar door and back room all require Bar access. Contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the [[Bartender]] needs to mix and serve drinks. There is also a back room where beer kegs are stored and [[Cult|suspicious]] [[Changeling|activities]] take place.

[[Medical Doctor]]s come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.

By default the bar's sign will choose a random name from the list, but the bartender can choose whatever image he wants to be displayed.

===Theatre===
This is the starting location for the trustworthy [[Clown]] and the shy but competitive [[Mime]]. The backstage requires Theatre access to attain entrance, which of course the clown and mime start off with (if they didn't the station would be a better place).

The theatre stage has some novelty clothing a creampie, lipstick and soap, a violin and a random guitar on its tables at the start of a shift. The piano and string instruments will allow you to <s>annoy the shit out of everyone</s> [[Songs|play awesome music]] and raise the morale of your allies during battles or win the heart of your soon-to-be lady with a lovely serenade. The piano's companion, the violin, can be found in the [[dorms]].


Backstage there is a mirror to look pretty and an AutoDrobe vending machine that dispenses costumes. For example, you can vend a pirate costume (arr scurvy again), or a wizard costume (MAGIC MISSLE!!1). The theatre is a facade -- nobody will ever host a play or god forbid, concert on the stage. They will, however, steal any kitty ears and rabbit ears possible as well as any costume pieces lying about.

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