Редактирование: Chemical recipes (раздел)

= 'Fun' =

== Carpet smoke grenade ==
Want to spruce up the station? Start throwing these grenades everywhere. Obscures vision for a while.

* Make 30 units of [[Space Drugs]] and extract 30u of Blood from someone.
* Beaker A: 30u [[Space Drugs]], 30u Potassium.
* Beaker B: 30u Phosphorus, 30u Blood, 30u Sugar.

== [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]] ==
Grab a spray bottle to mix.

'''Skip this part if you already have 60u Cryoxadone ready'''
* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''15u''' from the beaker
* Add '''10u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''30u''' Stable Plasma
* Remove '''30u''' from the beaker
--> '''60u''' Cryoxadone
* (Add '''60u''' Cryoxadone)
* Add '''20u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Remove '''20u'''
--> '''50u''' Cryoxadone and Space Drugs
* Add '''10u''' Lemon+Lime+Orange Juice (Triple Citrus)
* Add '''50u''' Radium, Stable Plasma

== [[Guide to chemistry#Corgium|Corgium]] ==

'''Skip this part if you already have 15u Cryoxadone ready'''
* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma
* Remove '''30u'''
-> '''15u''' Cryoxadone
* (Add '''15u''' Cryoxadone)
* Go to the bar, ask the bartender for some [[Guide to food and drinks#Triple Citrus|Triple Citrus]]. If the bartender isn't there, climb onto the table, and access the non-alcoholic drink dispenser. (It isn't ID locked!) Add '''5u''' Lemon Juice, Lime Juice, Orange Juice
* Add '''5u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma, Radium
* Remove '''50u''', then remove an additional '''10u'''
* Get a separate beaker (a normal beaker which can hold 50u will do just fine, albeit by this point you should probably have bluespace beakers or large water bottles)
* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Raddium
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''5u''' Holy Water (get the chaplain to bless it for you)
* Add '''5u''' Omnizine (You can get omnizine through grinding heated donk pockets, or through nicely asking the botanist, since omnizine is naturally found in Ambrosia Deus. If you're lucky, the CMO starts the shift with his/her hypospray loaded with omnizine.)
* Add '''15u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]] to the original beaker
* Add '''15u''' of Nutriment (Just vend some food from the Getmore Chocolate Corp and grind it up)
* Get a separate beaker (normal beaker is aforementioned fine)
* Add '''15u''' of Blood
* Heat the beaker containing only blood to about 1000°K

'''How to maxcap the station with absolute adorableness'''

* Acquire a dropper, and adjust it to transfer in 1u amounts
* Go to your target destination
* Draw 1u of the heated blood (Solutions do not lose heat over time! The only way to change the temperature of a solution is by using a heater or a freezer.)
* Inject 1u of the heated blood into your other beaker. Every time 1u of blood is injected into the other beaker, an independent reaction occurs, which produces a corgi.
* Repeat. All your hard work will eventually lead to 15 corgis being let loose onto the station.

== [[Guide to chemistry#Life|Life]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''15u''' Holy Water (Ask the chaplain to bless it for you, or ask the botanist for holymelons)
* Add '''15u''' Omnizine (Found in heated Donk Pockets, Ambrosia Deus, and in the CMO's hypospray)
* Remove '''15u'''
* Get a separate beaker for [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] (this will need buffers, or it will fail)
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Water
* Remove '''5u'''
* Add '''10u''' Nitrogen, Oxygen
* Add '''30u''' Carbon, Blood (or 5u Blood + 25u Unstable Mutagen)
* Add '''30u''' of the resulting Synthflesh to the main beaker
* Add '''30u''' Blood (for hostile life) or '''30u''' Sugar (for friendly life)
Heat beaker to at least 375K.

== [[Guide to chemistry#Quantum Hair Dye|Quantum Hair Dye]] ==

'''Skip this part if you already have 15u Cryoxadone ready'''
* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma
* Remove '''30u'''
-> '''15u''' Cryoxadone
* (Add '''15u''' Cryoxadone)
* Go to the bar, ask the bartender for some [[Guide to food and drinks#Triple Citrus|Triple Citrus]]. If the bartender isn't there, climb onto the table, and access the non-alcoholic drink dispenser. (It isn't ID locked!) Add '''5u''' Lemon Juice, Lime Juice, Orange Juice
* Add '''5u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma, Radium
* Remove '''30u''', then remove an additional '''15u'''
* Add '''10u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Add '''30u''' Radium

== [[Guide to chemistry#Barber's Aid|Barber's Aid]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Add '''15u''' Blood
* Add '''10u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Add '''30u''' Radium

=== [[Guide to chemistry#Concentrated Barber's Aid|Concentrated Barber's Aid]] ===

* Remove '''30u''' and then remove an additional '''15u'''
* Add '''15u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium

== [[Guide to chemistry#Condensed Capsaicin|Condensed Capsaicin]] ==

* Add '''15u''' of Capsaicin (bug botany for chilis)
* Add '''75u''' of Ethanol

== [[Guide to chemistry#Spray Tan|Spray Tan]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Orange Juice (found in the bartender's non-alcoholic drink dispenser)

== [[Guide to chemistry#Nitrous Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]] ==

* Add '''30u''', and then an additional '''15u''' of Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' of Nitrogen
* Remove '''5u'''
* Add '''20u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''40u''' Oxygen
* Heat to 525°K

Note: Nitrous Oxide explodes at 575°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Laughter|Laughter]] ==

A suitable substitute gift for the clown. Unlike Space Lube, will most likely not get you lynched.

* Add '''50u''' Sugar, Banana Juice (can only be acquired through juicing raw bananas, which can be found in botany)

== [[Guide to chemistry#Synthmeat|Synthmeat]] ==

'''Skip this part if you already have 15u Cryoxadone ready'''
* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma
* Remove '''30u'''
-> '''15u''' Cryoxadone
* (Add '''15u''' Cryoxadone)
* Add '''75u''' Blood

== [[Guide to chemistry#Carpet|Carpet]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Add '''45u''' Blood

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