Редактирование: E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR (раздел)

==Events==
===Fail===
This event is produced when the item mismatches the selected experiment. Produces a random message similar to: "the Banana rumbles, and shakes, the experiment was a failure!"

===Poke===
'''Wild Arms:''' The machine's gyroscopic processors malfunction, causing it to lash out at nearby people with it's arms. 

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions and destroys the banana, lashing it's arms out at nearby people!''


'''Mistype:''' The machine's interface has been garbled, and it switches to OBLITERATE.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions!''


'''Throw:''' The machine's spatial recognition device has shifted several meters across the room, causing it to try and reposition the item there.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, throwing the banana!''


===Irradiate===
'''Radiation Leak:''' The machine's shield has failed, resulting in a toxic radiation leak.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, melting the banana and leaking radiation!''


'''Radiation Dump:''' The machine's recycling and containment functions have failed, resulting in a dump of toxic waste around it.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, spewing toxic waste!''


'''Mutation:''' The machine's radio-isotope level meter has malfunctioned, causing it over-irradiate the item, making it transform.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, transforming the banana!''


===Gas===
'''Toxin Leak:''' The machine's filtering and vent systems have failed, resulting in a cloud of toxic gas being expelled.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR destroys the banana, leaking dangerous gas!''


'''Gas Leak:''' The machine's vent systems have failed, resulting in a cloud of harmless, but obscuring gas.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, spewing harmless gas!''


'''Electromagnetic Ions:''' The machine's electrolytic scanners have failed, causing a dangerous Electromagnetic reaction.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR melts the banana, ionizing the air around it!''


===Heat===
'''Toaster:''' The machine's heating coils have come into contact with the machine's gas storage, causing a large, sudden blast of flame.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, melting the banana and releasing a burst of flame!''


'''Sauna:''' The machine's vent loop has sprung a leak, resulting in a large amount of superheated air being dumped around it.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, melting the banana and leaking hot air!''


'''Emergency Vent:''' The machine's temperature gauge has malfunctioned, resulting in it attempting to cool the area around it, but instead, dumping a cloud of steam.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, activating it's emergency coolant systems!''


===Cold===
'''Freezer:''' The machine's cooling loop has sprung a leak, resulting in a cloud of super-cooled liquid being blasted into the air.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and releasing a dangerous cloud of coolant!''


'''Fridge:''' The machine's cooling loop has been exposed to the outside air, resulting in a large decrease in temperature.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and leaking cold air!''


'''Snowstorm:''' The machine's cooling loop has come into contact with the heating coils, resulting in a sudden blast of cool air.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, releasing a flurry of chilly air as the banana pops out!''


===Obliterate===
'''Implosion:''' The machine's pressure lever has malfunctioned, causing it to pierce the space-time momentarily, making everything in the area fly towards it.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's crusher goes way too many levels too high, crushing right through space-time!''


'''Distortion:''' The machine's pressure leveler has been completely disabled, resulting in a momentary space-time distortion, causing everything to fly around.

Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's crusher goes one level too high, crushing right into space-time!''