Редактирование: Woody's Got Wood (раздел)

== Part 2: The Lover's Confession ==

'''Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."'''
*Here, Woody's got Wood completely changes its narrative style. Rather than being written in story format, the author chooses to eschew traditional technique in order to write the dialog like that of a play. An extremely bold risk, but it remains one of the reasons the story has gotten so popular. When one of the characters speaks, the book has their name written and then a colon. The name is not to be read aloud, but instead used to alert the reader which character is speaking. Woody has two sentences here, first and exclamation and then a proper pair of statements. First, Woody gets Andy's attention by calling him "Andy Senpai." Senpai is another Japanese word borrowed because of a lack of English equivalent. Senpai is an honorific term used when speaking to an older classmate. Presumably, Woody is using it because he has grown up with Andy, but Andy is of course older than him. Woody then goes on to admit the truth to Andy that he is alive, and caught up in the moment admits his sexual desire. "To be inside someone" is a euphemism for sexual intercourse, as the penis enters a part of the other person's body through an orifice. In this sentence however, it has a double meaning, the second as the reader will see being quite literal. 

'''Andy: "Oh Woody Chan!'''
*Three sentences from Andy here show Andy's reaction to learning of Woody's confession. First, Andy responds in kind to Woody's use of Japanese honorifics, calling him Woody Chan. Chan is a term of endearment attached to the names of people that are close to the speaker, usually women. Chan can be used for men, but it is often mocking or used for men who are extremely feminine. In this case Woody is being called Chan because of his small size in comparison to Andy. 

'''I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!"'''
*Andy continues, affirming to Woody that he was already aware that Woody was alive, and knew for some time. It is unclear if it means to say Andy literally knew Woody was alive, having discovered evidence of it, or if he merely had suspicions that were confirmed when Woody confronted him. Either way, Andy continues and tells Woody that he feels the same way about him. Andy informs Woody that he wants to have Woody inside him, specifically to put all of Woody inside of his anus. Rectal stimulation via the prostate is very common in homosexual relationships, and this is no exception. Given Woody's small size, it is unlikely that his penis would be very pleasurable to Andy, so Andy decides to take Woody's offer of being "inside him" literally by stuffing Woody's entire body up his rectum. Note the second use of "kawaii" followed by a explicative for a dramatic juxtaposition. This repetition reminds the reader of what is to come, giving the faint of heart one last chance to turn away.

'''Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head'''
*Woody has now been given the chance to act on his long repressed sexual urges. Eager to please his beloved Andy, he obeys his request without a hint of hesitation, seriously implying that the two share a much deeper and more passionate love for one another. This subtext is re-inforced by their mutual desire to have Woody physically inside of Andy, rather than the more common definition of the term wherin one simply engages in sexual intercourse with the other. 

'''Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!"'''
*Once again, we feel the unspoken mutual affection of our two star crossed lovers through the subtleties of this tale. Though they have never held a conversation together up until now, Andy's deep connection to his soul mate has surpassed the need for words, and he has provided Woody with his favorite flavor of sexual lubricant (not to be confused with the more dangerous and malevolent "Space Lube").

'''Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate.'''
*It is clear now that the other toys have all been harboring a similar unrequited love for Andy, and seeing one of their own being used as a dildo has gotten their attention, though sadly this will lead to tragedy. Scholars debate where the noise is coming from, but it is assumed the lube is likely its source. The act of urination and masturbation is meant to be a clear parallel to the beginning of the story, although the mind boggles as to how the toys could urinate.