Редактирование: Woody's Got Wood (раздел)

== Part 1: A Love Story ==

'''One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.'''
*The important thing to realize about this sentence is that it presupposes that the reader is familiar with the Toy Story films from the same era. In these movies, Andy is a human child and Woody is the name of his favorite toy, a stuffed cowboy doll. In the setting of the film, all toys are animate, but merely pretend to be inanimate while humans are around. It is in this fantasy world that our story also takes place. In the first sentence alone, Woody's got Wood gives the reader all of the information they need to understand the setting. Both protagonists of the work, Andy and Woody are named, and the fact that Andy is masturbating implies that Woody's got Wood takes place some time between the second and third films, after Andy has started puberty but before he has given the toys away. The sentence also lets the reader know that they toys have biological functions akin to their anatomy, so Woody has the ability to get "wood" or, an erection. This use of slang is a common literary trope for informal settings, seen to the extreme in works such as The Clockwork Orange, and shows the audience that the characters are distanced from mainstream society. The sentence also functions as a hook to get the reader further into the work.

'''He could no longer help himself!'''
*He (Woody), in this sentence is shown at being incredibly sexually frustrated. The reader is left to assume that Woody has seen Andy masturbate many times in the past but has been unable to pleasure himself because he must remain motionless to keep up the facade. It is at this point that Woody cannot resist his sexual urges any longer and acts upon them. Several literary analysts insist that his sentence is an allusion to the Greek god Zeus, also unable to resist sexual temptation despite other commitments.

'''He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock.'''
*Some believe that this sentence was actually intended to be the second sentence in the work, however its unusual placement was entirely intentional. This sentence shows the reader exactly how sexually attracted to Andy Woody is. Woody focuses singularly on this one part of Andy's anatomy. Andy's penis is described as "juicy" but it is unclear if this word means that Andy's penis is covered in Cowper's fluid, or if his penis is being compared to something large and thick, like a juicy piece of fruit. This wording is still hotly debated among Woody's got Wood scholars. The use of the word "kawaii" is also very interesting, as it is the first of several uses of Japanese in Woody's got Wood. Inexperienced readers sometimes think that this implies that Andy and Woody are Japanese in the setting of this work, but that is an incorrect interpretation. Instead, the word "kawaii" is borrowed because the authors sentiments cannot be properly expressed in English. While the word literally translates to "cute," there is more to the word than that. Kawaii is an entire aspect of Japanese culture, giving it a much grander meaning than our word. The author is attempting to covey this importance here because of how important Andy is to Woody. Additionally, the word is juxtaposed next to the word "cock," a typically vulgar word. This shocks the reader and alerts them that Woody's got Wood is going to be extremely intimate and vulgar and will not be censored just for the audience's sake. 

'''He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too.'''
*At this point in the story, Woody has given up the charade of being just a toy and has confronted Andy directly. Discovering that one's inanimate toys were in fact, capable of independent movement would be shocking to anyone, and Andy is no exception. Indeed, Andy is so startled that he loses control of his bladder. Cynics frequently point out that human males cannot urinate when erect, as the external urethral sphincter closes, however this is not always true as the internal urethral sphincter (which is closer to the bladder) remains open until orgasm, thus it is possible, though unlikely, to spontaneously urinate if the external urethral sphincter receives a sudden shock. In this case, so much urine was accidentally released it flowed "everywhere on the floor" as well as on Woody himself. The urine of course did not literally go "everywhere," that is merely an overstatement for dramatic effect.

'''Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!'''
*This sentence has confused many readers, as it is unclear which of the characters is becoming more "hard" or having a more powerful erection. The issue is primarily one of grammar, but the debate is very important in the events of the story. There are two camps among scholars, each believing it refers to difference characters. The A-Urolagniaists believe that the sentence is to be read as a stand alone and Andy is the subject of the both pronoun. In this interpretation, Andy has become more aroused after being drenched in his own urine. W-Urolagniaists believe that the oblique pronoun "him" refers to Woody, as Woody was the last subject directly mention. In this interpretation, after being covered in Andy's urine, Woody became more aroused. W-Urolagniaists argue that since Woody is the only character directly mentioned to have urine on him, he must be the one getting harder. A-Urolagniaists counter by saying that the author has omitted specifics several times in the work, and it implied that while peeing with an erection in a sitting position, Andy would have gotten some of his urine on himself. The debate rages in Space Universities even today.