Редактирование: Shitcurity (раздел)

== A Video Guide ==
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs6V2oHvwXw Security, in a nutshell]

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| rowspan = 12 align = "center" | '''Traitors on /tg/station'''<br>
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| style="background: #334E6D; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''The Big Guys'''
| '''[[Captain|"Good Guy, Gave Me Orders to Execute the Clown"]]'''
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| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''The Holy Ones'''
| '''[[Head of Security|"The Real Leader of Space Station 13"]]''', [[Security Officer|"Best Crew Member"]], [[Warden|"Wouldn't Give me His Gloves"]], [[Detective|"Lost in Maintenance"]], [[Prisoner|"Executed for Drawing Mr. Johnson"]]
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| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''Deconstructors'''
| '''[[Chief Engineer|"Detained His Bird for Assaulting my Ears"]]''', [[Station Engineer|"Detained for Stolen Insulated Gloves"]],  [[Atmospheric Technician|"Detained for Trespassing into the SM Chamber"]]
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| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''Bomb Makers'''
| '''[[Research Director|"Detained for Harboring an Illegal Alien"]]''', [[Scientist|"Detained for Making Bombs/Guns/Slimes"]], [[Roboticist|"Detained for Making Mechs"]], [[Geneticist|"Executed for being a Freak]]
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| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''Malpractice'''
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer|"Detained for Being a Slut"]]''', [[Medical Doctor|"Detained for Healing a Criminal"]], [[Paramedic|"Detained for Body Snatching"]], [[Chemist|"Detained for Giving lube to the Clown"]],  [[Virologist|"Detained for Making the Black Plague: Part 2"]], [[Coroner|"Detained for Reporting that Captain was killed with Stun Baton"]]
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| style="background: #AF763D; text-align: center;" id="supply" |'''Slackers'''
| [[Quartermaster|"Detained for Ordering 100 Pie Crates for the Clown"]], [[Cargo Technician|"Detained for Not Ordering us Shotguns"]], [[Shaft Miner|"Detained for not Doing his Job"]], [[Bitrunner|"Detained for beating my friend in 1v1 on Fortnite"]]
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| style="background: #92b26d; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Background Noise'''
| '''[[Head of Personnel|"Detained for Giving All Access to the Clown"]]''', [[Janitor|"Detained for not Using Space Cleaner"]], [[Bartender|"Detained for Having a Gun"]], [[Cook|"Detained for Having a Knife and Shit Food"]], [[Botanist|"Detained for Putting 100 Potency Banana Peels FUCKING EVERYWHERE" ]], [[Clown|"Detained for Existing"]], [[Mime|"Detained for Not Talking During an Interrogation"]], [[Chaplain|"Detained for Cult Activities"]], [[Curator|"Detained for Reading Erotica"]], [[Assistant|"Detained for Wearing Grey"]], [[Lawyer|"Detained for Intervening in the Clown's Execution"]], [[Psychologist|Detained for giving criminals "happy pills"]]
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| style="background: #b1dff9; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Rouge'''
| '''[[AI|"Shut Down for not Opening the Upload Door"]]''', [[Cyborg|"Destroyed for Saving the Clown from Execution"]], [[Positronic Brain|"Shut Down for Being Annoying"]], [[Drone|"Destroyed for Free Tools"]], [[Personal AI|"Shut Down and Owner Detained for being Extra Annoying"]], [[Construct|"Killed for being Spooky"]], [[Imaginary Friend|"Warrant Issued for Metaphysical Arrest"]], [[Split Personality|"In Process of Sawing Prisoner In Two to Enforce Solitary Confinement"]], [[Ghost|"Scientists Finding Way to Detain"]]
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| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Valids'''
| [[Traitor|"Executed for Having a Chameleon Jumpsuit"]], [[Malfunctioning AI|"OH GOD HOW THE HELL DO WE STOP IT"]], [[Changeling|"WHY WON'T IT DIE"]], [[Nuclear Operative|"Executed for Trying to GET DAT DISK"]], [[Wizard|"Executed for being a Fantasy Nerd"]], [[Cult|"Executed for Talking Weird"]], [[Shadowling|"Removed from the Universe for being Shit"]], [[Nightmare|"Executed for not getting removed from the universe yet"]], [[Abductor|"Executed for Creating Minor IC Crime"]], [[Xenomorph|"Executed for being a Copywriten Property"]], [[Spider|"Executed for Webbing the Armory"]], [[Revenant|"Executed for being Annoyingly Deadly"]], [[Space Ninja|"Executed for being a Fucking Weeb"]], [[Holoparasite|"Executed for being a Shitty Reference"]], [[Swarmers|"Aggressively Interrogated for Destroying Company Property"]], [[Morph|"Executed for Eating the Armory"]], [[Blob|"Executed for Eating the Station"]], [[Slaughter Demon|"Executed for pouring blood everywhere"]], [[Devil|"Executed for Making the Clown a Superhuman"]], [[Pirate|"Executed for Supreme Pussy-ness"]], [[Sentient Disease|"Virologist Executed Because it's Always his Fault"]], [[Obsessed|"Cabin Room #6 Executed for 'ERP'"]], [[Fugitives|"Valid Obtainers #1"]], [[Hunters|"Valid Obtainers #2"]], [[Space Dragon|"Executed for an Unauthorized Medieval Reenactment"]], [[Pulsating Tumor|"Run away! Run away!"]], [[Sentient Slime|"Keep Loading em' with Lasers Until it Dies!"]], [[Rat King|"Executed for Illegal Inflationary Activity"]], [[Paradox Clone|"Executed for Impersonating an Officer"]]
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| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Unpredictable'''
| [[Centcom Official|"Detained for Talking Back to the Head of Security"]], [[Death Squad|"FUCK"]], [[Emergency Response Team|"Detained for Trying to Do Security's Job"]], [[Chrono Legionnaire|"Executed for Being a Reality-Warping Shithead"]], [[Highlander|"Detained for Public Indecency"]], [[Ian|"Detained for being too Cute"]], [[Lavaland Role|"Executed for Desertion"]], [[CentCom Intern|"Detained for being too miserable"]]
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| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Race War'''
| [[Humans|"The Best One"]], [[Lizard| "Detained for being Maximum Scum"]], [[Flyperson|"Detained for Puking Everywhere"]], [[Plasmaman|"Detained for Fire Starting"]], [[Podman|"Detained for being Vegetables"]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|"Detained for being Mutant Scum"]], [[Golem|"Detained for Irradiating Me"]], [[Felinids|"Detained for Still Existing"]], [[Ethereals|"Detained for Improper Lights"]], [[Mothpeople|"Detained for Flying in no-grav]]
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