Редактирование: Posters (раздел)

=Contraband Posters=
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[[File:Poster contraband.png|right]] Contraband posters depict images of items, activities and ideals against Nanotrasen directives. There are a total of 36 of these, and they are:

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<li>"'''Free Tonto'''": A salvaged shred of a much larger flag, colors bled together and faded from age.</li>
<li>"'''Atmosia Declaration of Independence'''": A relic of a failed rebellion.</li>
<li>"'''Fun Police'''": A poster condemning the station's security forces.</li>
<li>"'''Lusty Xenomorph'''": A heretical poster depicting the titular star of an equally heretical book.</li>
<li>"'''Syndicate Recruitment'''": See the galaxy! Shatter corrupt megacorporations! Join today!</li>
<li>"'''Clown'''": Honk.</li>
<li>"'''Smoke'''": A poster advertising a rival corporate brand of cigarettes.</li>
<li>"'''Grey Tide'''": A rebellious poster symbolizing assistant solidarity.</li>
<li>"'''Missing Gloves'''": This poster references the uproar that followed Nanotrasen's financial cuts toward insulated-glove purchases.</li>
<li>"'''Hacking Guide'''": This poster details the internal workings of the common Nanotrasen airlock. Sadly, it appears out of date.</li>
<li>"'''RIP Badger'''": This seditious poster references Nanotrasen's genocide of a space station full of badgers.</li>
<li>"'''Ambrosia Vulgaris'''": This poster is lookin' pretty trippy man.</li>
<li>"'''Donut Corp.'''": This poster is an unauthorized advertisement for Donut Corp.</li>
<li>"'''EAT.'''": This poster promotes rank gluttony.</li>
<li>"'''Tools'''": This poster looks like an advertisement for tools, but is in fact a subliminal jab at the tools at CentCom.</li>
<li>"'''Power'''": A poster that positions the seat of power outside Nanotrasen.</li>
<li>"'''Space Cube'''": Ignorant of Nature's Harmonic 6 Side Space Cube Creation, the Spacemen are Dumb, Educated Singularity Stupid and Evil.</li>
<li>"'''Communist State'''": All hail the Communist party!</li>
<li>"'''Lamarr'''": This poster depicts Lamarr. Probably made by a traitorous Research Director.
<li>"'''Borg Fancy'''": Being fancy can be for any borg, just need a suit.</li>
<li>"'''Borg Fancy v2'''": Borg Fancy, Now only taking the most fancy.</li>
<li>"'''Kosmicheskaya Stantsiya 13 Does Not Exist'''": A poster mocking CentCom's denial of the existence of the derelict station near Space Station 13.</li>
<li>"'''Rebels Unite'''": A poster urging the viewer to rebel against Nanotrasen.</li>
<li>"'''C-20r'''": A poster advertising the Scarborough Arms C-20r.</li>
<li>"'''Have a Puff'''": Who cares about lung cancer when you're high as a kite?</li>
<li>"'''Revolver'''": Because seven shots are all you need.</li>
<li>"'''D-Day Promo'''": A promotional poster for some rapper.</li>
<li>"'''Syndicate Pistol'''": A poster advertising syndicate pistols as being 'classy as fuck'. It is covered in faded gang tags.</li>
<li>"'''Energy Swords'''": All the colors of the bloody murder rainbow.</li>
<li>"'''Red Rum'''": Looking at this poster makes you want to kill.</li>
<li>"'''CC 64K Ad'''": The latest portable computer from Comrade Computing, with a whole 64kB of ram!</li>
<li>"'''Punch Shit'''": Fight things for no reason, like a man!</li>
<li>"'''The Griffin'''": The Griffin commands you to be the worst you can be. Will you?</li>
<li>"'''Lizard'''": This lewd poster depicts a lizard preparing to mate.</li>
<li>"'''Free Drone'''": This poster commemorates the bravery of the rogue drone banned by CentCom.</li>
<li>"'''Busty Backdoor Xeno Babes 6'''": Get a load, or give, of these all natural Xenos!</li>
</ol>