Редактирование: Психолог (раздел)

== CBT: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy ==
[[File:psychoffice.png|thumb|alt=Psychology Office|The [[Psychology Office]], your empire of dirt.]]
You begin the round in your [[Psychology Office|office]] with a black [[suit]] or suit skirt, laceup [[shoes]], a clipboard, a medical [[PDA]], a [[Headset|headset]] with both medical and service frequencies, a small selection of pills, and a burning desire to help others. Also in your office; a medical records laptop, carbon paper and a filing cabinet, a couch and chair for therapy sessions, an adorable [[Mothpeople|moth]] plushie to comfort those who are reliving traumatic events or for "So talk to the plushie as if it was your boss... what do you want to say to them?" exercises, and a [[Clothing and Accessories#Straight_Jacket|straight jacket]], muzzle, earmuffs, and blindfold.

You are, make no mistake, essentially useless to the functioning of the station, but don't let that stop you from trying! Here are some ideas on how to best serve the crew:
*Defer to the [[HoP]], [[CMO]], other [[Chain of Command|heads of staff]], and [[security]] to help diffuse disputes and talk disagreements into soft landings
*Help integrate [[Prisoner|criminals]] back into working society.
*Talk to and provide company to sad, [[Security|angry]], confused, traumatized, or [[Assistant|bored]] crew members.
*Collaborate with the [[Lawyer|lawyers]] on perceived injustices and abuses and serve as an expert witness in court.
*Keep the rarely utilized [[Medical records#Medical_Records_Console|medical records]] up to date.
*Conduct totally ethical experiments on how the crew responds to stress and confusion.
*Bar RP until you die from an overdose of alcohol
*Get surgery access and perform lobotomies on volounteers.
*[https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/50553 Slow down supermatter delaminations.]
*Die in a funny way by attempting to negotiate with antagonists
*Conduct psychological research by following the clown around and recording everything he does on a piece of paper
*Do "social experiments"