Редактирование: Уборщик (раздел)

====== <big>Advanced Broom Wielding:</big> The best friend of the good janitor ======
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The average janitor will often depend on the trashbag[[File:Trashbag.png]]to dispose of waste surrounding the floors of the station; However, good janitors will have their ability level outpace the slow and inconvenient limitations of the garbage bag, due to it not being able to fit large objects, having to hang it in either the janicart [[File:Janicart.png]] or janitorial cart [[File:Janitorial Cart.png]]  or off of a cumbersome biosuit, which while useful for inexperienced janitors do also slow you down, between having to wrangle them through the halls and having to take it out or put it in manually. A broom [[File:Broom.png]] is much more compact, since it can fit inside the janibelt [[File:Janibelt.png]] and the bag [[File:Smuggler.png|frameless]], can push any object that isn't nailed down, and doesn't need to be click-dragged every time you need it.</blockquote>

* <big>How to maneuver your broom</big>

Your broom is the perfect tool to quickly clean loose garbage. It's fast and practical, and once you learn how to use it properly you can leave rooms clean in no time.

<blockquote>While pushing items with dual-wield is faster for large areas such as main halls, switching to single-wield in smaller rooms helps avoid accidentally pushing trash over a table or against a corner or wall, causing you to waste your time wrangling it back. If the garbage gets stuck against a corner or wall, walk over the pile, <s>pick it up and throw it away from the wall, you caveman</s> stand on top of the trash, look at the direction you want to push by either left-clicking [[File:Leftclick.png|frameless|41x41px]] at said direction or using  <big><code>Shift</code></big> + <big><code>W</code></big> <big><code>A</code></big> <big><code>S</code></big> <big><code>D</code></big>, and click on the tile you are standing on to sweep it away (preferably in single-wield, if you misclick your sprite the damage dealt will be a third of a dual-wield). Once you have gathered all the trash onto a tile, sweep it towards a disposal bin [[File:Disposal_bin.png|frameless]] or [[maintenance]] [[File:Airlock.gif|frameless]] Wise janitors from far lands have also begun to employ recyclers [[File:Recycler.gif|frameless]] (found at [[Waste Disposal|Waste disposa]]<nowiki/>l) as a transporteable disposal unit to remove garbage even faster, completely safe around crew members unless emagged, Deconstruct to move it around and rebuild where needed, great for extreme cases where the station is a pigsty.</blockquote>

* <big>Fight malice and vile ruffians to keep the integrity of the station</big>

Your duty as a janitor is not only to clean and wipe everyone's ass, but also to prevent filthiness from occurring and spreading in the first place. Your trusty broom [[File:Broom.png]] when dual wielded can do almost as much damage as a spear [[File:Spear.png|frameless]] (no, seriously). So use it, the inventory of experienced janitors don't need anything apart from cleaning and maintenance tools. 



Protect your foolish and careless workers with your life,  slay the helpless [[Traitor|ruffians]][[File:Traitor.png|frameless]] who, without fear or shame, murder and torment the innocent, yet spare mercy upon those who, while [[Terminology#Graytide|vile and scummy]], can still be corrected and cleansed from their sins. Do not dirty your hands by taking their life, hit them black and blue with your broom, and just before they die, show them mercy. Even if they will come back for vengeance, keep your heart clean of sin at any times, regardless of how much of a rabid dog you are facing. Inspire fear among your foes, and become a formidable warrior of the broom, defeat one [[Terminology#Grief|lightbulb breaker]] after another until you die or the round ends with a sane station. Or forget all of that flowery bullshit and work your 9 to 5 shift by the books, Security gets paid the big bucks to fight crime, not you.

<blockquote>“<big>When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!”</big>  

―'''Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote'''    </blockquote>