Редактирование: Уборщик (раздел)

==Stellar Patrol, it's not a job, it's an adventure!==
You have the most <s>important</s> time consuming, under appreciated and eventually pointless job on the station. You keep small areas from looking shitty while the areas you've already cleaned are covered with blood and litter again. You'll clean floors, toss out junk, replace broken lights and overall, keep the station resembling a workplace and not an anarchist playground!

Do not surrender to the overwhelming dirtyness of a rotten-to-the-core-station, only you and your mop's deeds, nevertheless how insignificant they may seem, are the ones who protect the station's virtue; For a clean floor without blood nor stains, leads to peace, corners that yet remain virgin of the scum and trash, maintain order, and lightbulbs in even the darkest hole of malice and crime, shall lead to safety. These are your mottos, protect them with your life, or perish trying.<br>

===Equipment===
Much of this equipment is acquired from your JaniDrobe vendor in your [[Custodial_Closet|Custodial Closet]] or for 'free' in the Service [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|Techlab]] and the [[Autolathe]], in [[Cargo_Office#Cargo|Cargo]]. <br>
[[File:Jshoe.png]] [[Galoshes]] that prevent you from slipping on wet floors and items such as bananas and the clown's [[PDA]], but do nothing on [[chemist|space lubed]] floors<br/>
[[File:Cleaner.png]] An extremely convenient [[Spray Bottle|spray bottle]] of [[space cleaner]] that will sadly run out quickly and need to be replenished by [[chemistry]]. These don't wet the floor, so you don't need to carry around signs/a projector and wear galoshes. The crew would much rather you use this over running around creating obnoxious safety hazards, but you can't refill them nearly as easily as a cart.<br/>
[[File:Grenade.png]] Three [[Space Cleaner|space cleaner]] foam [[grenade]]s.<br/>
[[File:Bucket.png]] A [[bucket]] for filling your janitorial cart. You can put it in your bag full of water for an emergency refill, somehow. Can be worn, but doesn't really do anything apart from making you look stupid. Try checking if it's empty first.<br/>
[[File:Mop.png]] A [[General_items#Mop|mop]] for mopping floors. Need to be wet regularly. Fits in your backpack<br/>
[[File:Broom.png]] A [[General_items#Broom|broom]] for sweeping trash. Click to sweep toward the tile you're facing, or press 'Use' it to wield in both hands and start pushing trash you walk over. Predeterminated weapon agaisnt Grey tiders among other entities of evil.<br/>
[[File:Wetfloorsign.png]] Some wet floor signs. You can wear them for some very basic brute damage protection, don't expect it to save your life from anything other than a drunk [[assistant]].<br/>
[[File:Janiprojector.png]]A holographic sign projector. You can press 'Use' to clear all the ones you've put down. Much more useful and convenient than having to go back and collect physical signs.<br/>
[[File:JaniBioSuit.png]] A [[Bio-suit|bio-suit]] and its hood[[File:JaniBioSuitHood.png]]. Those protect from direct exposure to chemicals, and contact-spreading diseases. Require internals to protect you from airborne viruses. The suit slows you down. The hood prevents [[Xenos|facehuggers]] from raping you and conceals your identity.<br/>
[[File:WaterTank.png]] A [[Water Tank|water tank]] to fill your janitorial cart from, using your bucket.<br/>
[[File:LightBox.png]] Two boxes of [[Light Bulb|light bulbs]] to refill your [[Light Replacer|light replacer]] or give to assistants so they can help replace lights.<br/>
[[File:Lightreplacer0.png]] A [[Light Replacer|light replacer]] used to remove broken light tubes/bulbs from light fixtures and replace them with new ones with one click. Alternatively, use in hand while standing under a fixture with broken light to automatically replace it. Refilled with light tubes/bulbs (including broken ones) and glass.<br/>
[[File:Trashbag.png]] A trash bag. Equippable in the exosuit slot of [[Clothing_and_Accessories#Bio-suit|bio-suits]] [[File:BioSuit.png]], the Janicart and the cart. Use it on tiny or small items to pick them up. Use on a disposal bin to empty. You can also store this in your Janicart [[File:Janicart.png]]. To take it off, right-click the Janicart while ridden, or simply interact with it otherwise.<br/>
[[File:MousetrapBox.png]] A box of [[Mousetrap|mousetraps]] to kill [[mice]] that never leave maintenance without [[Assistant|assistance]][[File:Mousetrap.png]]<br/>
[[File:Bear trap.png]] Two bear traps for trapping [[Space Bear|space bears]] or your colleagues.<br/>
[[File:Paint violet.png]] Some paint remover for cleaning up graffiti and floor stains.<br/>
[[File:Janitorial Cart.png]] A [[Janitorial Cart|janitorial cart]] which holds a mop bucket, four signs, a mop, a spray bottle, a trash bag and a light replacer.<br/>
[[File:Janibelt.png]] A [[Clothing_and_Accessories#Janibelt|janibelt]], a belt that can hold many of your standard issue items. <br/>
[[File:Janicart.png]] The janicart, a PIMPIN' RIDE. The key spawns nearby. Drag yourself onto the cart to ride, then insert key into it to be able to start moving. You can remove the key by alt-clicking the janicart. To unbuckle from the vehicle, click the janicart or press 'Resist' (defaults to B). <br/>
[[File:Wirebrush.png]] A [[General items#Wirebrush|wire brush]] allowing you to remove rust, most notably from walls. It has a noticeable delay, similarly to soap or damp rags.[[File:Rag.png]]<br/>
[[File:Janitor_keyring.png]] Your trusty keyring, which [[Jobs|Heads of Staff]] can use to grant you access to their whole department. It requires approval through a keycard authenticator, held in each Head's office, can only unlock one department at a time, and expires after 10 minutes.<br/>

Most important, you have your purple soft cap to signify <s>your duty to the station</s> who to lynch when the [[Clown]] is wetting floors.

===Wet Floor Signs===
Drop warning signs where you mop. People get pissed when you don't. You don't have enough to cover every area you clean and between lag and every player running everywhere they're usually not spotted until people are already on their backs, but they can't blame you for doing what you can!

Shaking up those you slipped maintains favour with the crew. Do this with {{Help}}. Smugly pointing at one of your signs incurs their ire.

Also, if people are chasing you, throw a bucket of water behind you, or where they will run into it, as they likely want to steal from you (your shoes are valuable). Or fill your spray bottle with a little water to quickly take down huge amounts of people.

People assume if someone slips, it was your doing. This may not be true. Often it was the [[chemist]] with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Lube|space lube]], or a [[clown]] with a bucket of water. It's possible to differentiate between slipping on a wet floor and slipping on a lubed floor.

Make sure the [[detective]] has cleared a scene before you clean up an area of some blood. Follow people dragging bodies to the medical bay; they leave long trails of blood which means more work for you.

People are going to accidentally charge your cart halfway down the hallway. Kind people will get on the other side of it and push it back to you. There's no avoiding this, apart from not using the cart and relying on the space cleaner [[File:Cleaner.png]], or using the mop with buckets of water held on your person. This would require you to carry signs too.

A janitor [[cyborg]] is usually a more efficient janitor than you. It can clean floors by just moving onto them. But so can you once you get your [[Research_items#Floor_Buffer_Upgrade|floor buffer upgrade]].