Редактирование: Guide to food and drinks

==Fullness==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

===Starvation===
[[File:food1.png]][[File:food2.png]][[File:food3.png]][[File:food4.png]][[File:food5.png]]<br>
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[chef]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!

===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]] and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

==Drinks==
'''IMPORTANT:'''<br>Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur<br>Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled<br>Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units of the mixer and 50 units of the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!


{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Cocktail
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Ingredients
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|50px]]
!Acid Spit
|5 units Wine, 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|50px]]
!Allies Cocktail
|1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|50px]]
!Aloe
|1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|50px]]
!Amasec
|1 unit Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|50px]]
!Andalusia
|1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|50px]]
!Anti-Freeze
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|50px]]
!Atomic Bomb
|10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
|-
![[File:B-52.png|50px]]
!B-52
|1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|50px]]
!Bahama Mama
|2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|50px]]
!Banana Honk
|1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|50px]]
!Barefoot
|1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|50px]]
!Beepsky Smash
|2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|50px]]
!Bilk
|1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|50px]]
!Black Russian
|3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|50px]]
!Bloody Mary
|1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|50px]]
!Booger
|1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|50px]]
!Brave Bull
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|50px]]
!Changeling Sting
|1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Orange Juice, 1 unit Vodka
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
!Classic Martini
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|50px]]
!Coffee Latte
|1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|50px]]
!Cuba Libre
|2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|50px]]
!Demons Blood
|1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|50px]]
!Devil's Kiss
|1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
!Driest Martini
|1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|50px]]
!Erika Surprise
|1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|50px]]
!Gin Fizz
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|50px]]
!Gin and Tonic
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|50px]]
!Goldschlager
|10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|50px]]
!Grog
|1 part Water, 1 part Rum
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|50px]]
!Hippie's Delight
|1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|50px]]
!Hooch
|1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|50px]]
!Iced Beer
|5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice  '''''or'''''  10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|50px]]
!Iced Coffee
|1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|50px]]
!Iced Tea
|1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|50px]]
!Irish Car Bomb
|1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|50px]]
!Irish Coffee
|2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|50px]]
!Irish Cream
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|50px]]
!Long Island Iced Tea
|1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|50px]]
!Manhattan
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|50px]]
!Manhattan Project
|10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|50px]]
!Margarita
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|50px]]
!Mead
|1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|50px]]
!Nuka Cola
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|50px]]
!Neurotoxin
|1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|50px]]
!Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|50px]]
!Patron
|10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|50px]]
!Red Mead
|1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|50px]]
!Sbiten
|1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|50px]]
!Screwdriver
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|50px]]
!Silencer
|1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part Sugar
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|50px]]
!Singulo
|5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|50px]]
!Snow White
|1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|50px]]
!Soy Latte
|1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|50px]]
!Syndicate Bomb
|1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|50px]]
!Tequilla Sunrise
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|50px]]
!The Doctor's Delight
|1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|50px]]
!The Manly Dorf
|2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|50px]]
!Thirteen Loko
|1 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Coffee
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|50px]]
!Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|50px]]
!Toxins Special
|2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|50px]]
!Vodka Martini
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
|-
![[file:VodkaTonic.png|50px]]
!Vodka and Tonic
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|50px]]
!Whiskey Cola
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|50px]]
!Whiskey Soda
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|50px]]
!White Russian
|1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream
|-
|}


==Microwave Recipes==
Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

===Burgers===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:Red;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Red;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Red;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|50px]]
!Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Meat
| If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
!Brain Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Brain
| Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
!Clown Burger
| 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour
| Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
!Mime Burger
| 1 Mime Mask, 5 Flour
| Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
!Tofu Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Tofu
| Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|50px]]
!Spell Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
| 5 Flour, 1 [[Xenos|Xeno-meat]]
| Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Metriodburger.png|45px]]
!Slime Burger
| 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam
| My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]
!Ghost Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm
| Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
!Big Bite Burger
| 3 Meat, 5 Flour
| Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|50px]]
!Super Bite Burger
| 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Notes
|-
![[File:bread.png|50px]]
!Bread
| 15 Flour
| Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
!Meatbread
| 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|50px]]
!Tofu-Bread
| 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour
| Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|50px]]
!Xeno-bread
| 3 Xeno-meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:creambread.png|50px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
| 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|50px]]
!Baguette
| 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper.
| The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
!Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
!Toasted Sandwich
| 1 Sandwich <span style="color:#F2F2F2"> What was that, Sandwich? </span>
| <span style="color:#F2F2F2"> Kill them all. </span>
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:metroidtoast.png|50px]]
!Slime Toast
| 5 Units of Slime Jam, 1 Bread Slice
| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|50px]]
!Two Bread
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
| Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|50px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
| 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly, 2 Breadslice
| In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|}

===Pizzas===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orange;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Orange;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orange;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orange;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
!Margherita Pizza
| 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
| 10 Flour + 5 any Mushrooms
| Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
!Meat Pizza
| 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
| 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
|}

===Pastas===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Notes
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
!Boiled Spaghetti
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti
| Mama Mia!
|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|50px]]
!Tomato Pasta
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes
| Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|50px]]
!Copypasta
| 2 Tomato Pasta
| Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot.
| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|50px]]
!Spesslaw
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
| Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
| 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
| Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|}

===Soups & Stews===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
!Meatball Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
| Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|50px]]
!Nettle Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
| Contains trace amounts of sulpheric acid.
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|50px]]
!Vegetable Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
| Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
!Tomato Soup
| 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes.
| What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|50px]]
!Blood Soup
| 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes.
| They ''may'' think you're the [[Chef|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Metriodsoup.png|50px]]
!Slime Soup
| 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam.
| Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|50px]]
!Clown's Tears
| 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore.
| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|50px]]
!Mystery Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese.
| This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them. 
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|50px]]
!Mushroom Soup
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
| The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|50px]]
!Beet Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage
| Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|50px]]
!Milo Soup
| 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu
| Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|50px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
| 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
| Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|50px]]
!Stew
| 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom.
| The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
| 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
| Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|50px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
| 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
|  Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]
!Wish Soup
| 20 Water
| Make you wish the chef could cook.
|}

===Seafood===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Notes
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet
| Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
!Cuban Carp
| 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
!Fish & Chips
| 1 Fries, 1 Carp meat.
| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|50px]]
!Fish Fingers
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat
| Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Green;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Green;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
!Meat Steak
| 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
|-
![[File:Sausage.png|50px]]
!Sausage
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
| Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|}

===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|50px]]
!Herb Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple
| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|50px]]
!Aesir salad
| 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple
| Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|50px]]
!Valid Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
| Heals everyone! <font color="white">Not really</font>
|}

===Pies===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pie.gif|50px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Banana
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
| 10 Flour, 1 Berry
| It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
!Meatpies
| 1 Meat, 10 Flour
| Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
!Tofu Pie
| 1 tofu, 10 Flour
| Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|50px]]
!Xeno-pie
| 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|50px]]
!Apple Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Apple
| The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
!Cherry Pie
| 1 Cherry, 10 Flour
| "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
!Amanita Pie
| 5 Flour, 1 Amanita
| Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
| 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
!Plump Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|50px]]
!Golden Apple Tart
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour
| Tastes like chaos!
|}

===Cakes===
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![[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
!Vanilla Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk
| Slicable and <s>boring</s> vanilla flavored.
|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]
!Carrot Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots
| Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]
!Cheese Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Slicable. <font color="white">Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.</font>
|-
![[File:birthday.png|50px]]
!Birthday Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk.
| Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|50px]]
!Apple Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable. 
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|50px]]
!Brain Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|50px]]
!Orange Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|50px]]
!Lime Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|50px]]
!Lemon Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|50px]]
!Chocolate Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
|}

===Side Dishes===
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|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
!Cheese Fries
| 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:banana.png|50px]]
!Banana Phone
| 1 Banana, 1 Radio, 5 units Psilocybin
| MAY CAUSE HOMICIDAL URGES, NOT LIKE THAT IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. - Currently not in the game (Commented out of the code)
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
!Cheese Omelette
| 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
!Fried Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper
| The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:begg.png|50px]]
!Boiled Egg
| 1 Egg, 5 units Water
| Precracked, just eat!
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
| 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge
| No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!Popcorn
| 1 Corn
| Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
!Warm Donk Pocket
| 5 Flour + 1 Faggot
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|}

===Pastries===
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|-
![[File:donut.png|50px]]
!Donut
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
!Jelly Donut
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices
| Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:donut1.gif|50px]]
!Chaos Donuts
| 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 Hot Sauce, 5 Cold Sauce
| Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
!Soylent Green
| 2 Human Meat + 15 Flour)
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
!Soylen Viridians
| 15 Flour, 1 Soybean
| SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|50px]]
!Waffles
| 10 Flour, 2 Eggs
| Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|50px]]
!Roffle Waffles
| 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|50px]]
!Chawanmushi
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
| Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
!Fortune Cookie
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:muffins.png|50px]]
!Muffins
| 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk
| Muffins!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|50px]]
!Cracker
| 5 Flour, 1 Salt
| Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
| 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour 
| Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|50px]]
!Plump Biscuits
| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|}

===Sweets===
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|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|50px]]
!Chocolate Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
| NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
!Candied Apple
| 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple
| Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|}

===Exotic===
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|-
![[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
!Monkey's Delight
| 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper.
| EE EEE!
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
| 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs)
| At least it wasn't the [[Ian|Head of Personnel's dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|50px]]
!Enchiladas
| 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn.
| Spicy.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
!Kebab
| 2 Meat (Human or Monkey)/tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type)
| You get a metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Boiledcore.png|50px]]
!Boiled Slime Core
| 1 Slime core, 5 Units of Water
| Magically delicious~ <span style="color:#FFFFFF"> Also poisonous. </span>
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
!Amanita Jelly
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|50px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
| 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps
| The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|}

==Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing:==
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinders other setting '''Juice'''.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightgreen;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|50px]]
!Nutriment
| Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|50px]]
!Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil
| Grind chillies.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|50px]]
!Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
| Grind ice peppers.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|50px]]
!Ketchup
| Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|50px]]
!Flour
| Grind wheat.
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|50px]]
!Soy Sauce
| Mix 40ml Soy Milk and 10ml Sulphuric Acid for 50ml Soy Sauce
|-
![[File:Salt.png|50px]]
!Salt
| Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), Salt-shakers in cafe.
|-
![[File:pepper.png|50px]]
!Pepper
| Grind Pepper-mills in cafe.
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|50px]]
!Moonshine
| Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|50px]]
!Cheese Wheel
| Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|50px]]
!Chocolate Bar
| Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar. End result will magically pop out a chocolate bar.
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|50px]]
!Tofu
| Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|50px]]
!Vodka
| Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Enzyme
|-
![[File:kahluaglass.gif|50px]]
!Kahlua
| Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 2 Enzyme
|-
![[File:Wineglass.gif|50px]]
!Wine
| Mix 10 berry juice and 2 universal enzyme.
|-
![[File:Berryglass.gif|50px]]
!Berry Juice
| Juice berries.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
!Potato juice
| Juice potatos.
|-
![[File:orangeglass.gif|50px]]
!Orange Juice
| Juice Orange.
|-
![[File:greenglass.gif|50px]]
!Lime Juice
| Juice Lime.
|-
![[File:lemonglass.gif|50px]]
!Lemon Juice
| Juice Lemon.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
!Watermelon Juice
| Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:sugar.gif|50px]]
!Sugar
| Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:sprinkles.gif|50px]]
!Sprinkles
| Grind donuts. (Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.)
|-
|}


==Ingredients from Processor==
Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aqua;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Faggot.png|50px]]
!Faggot
| Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|50px]]
!Slime Jam
| Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
|-
![[File:Fries.png|50px]]
!Space Fries
| Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|50px]]
!Carrot Fries
| Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|50px]]
!Soy Dope
| Process one soybean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]
!Spaghetti
| 5 Units of flour in the microwave.
|-
|}


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